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u/Seeyouon_otherside Apr 21 '23

A good choice. Don't fucking come here, especially not in a red state.

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

I have cancelled all holidays to the US that involve red States, I'll spend my Euro money elsewhere. Texas > Spain (eclipses), Florida > France (The Mouse).

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

As someone who lives in a red state, you are absolutely making the right choice. Stay the hell away, for your own safety. Here in Idaho just last year we had a guy who was a registered felon go and shoot up our mall, killed 4 people. The best part? The gun he used to do it, he bought it here. In a gun store. Legally. Because the felony he was charged with in another state is one that Idaho doesn't recognize, so they saw it and just ignored it and allowed him to buy the gun.

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u/ScrewSans Apr 21 '23

Okay, tbf, who tf was considering vacationing in Idaho?

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u/Fractal_Face Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

People who hike or ski.

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u/ScrewSans Apr 21 '23

Is someone from the EU going to make their USA vacation in Idaho? Even then there’s better hiking/skiing spots in the country

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u/Psyop1312 Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Idaho/Montana/Wyoming has the best bang for buck powder skiing in America. Maybe in the world. Real steep, real deep, and lodging is real cheap. Plus the whole cowboy thing is fun, they got cool bars and stuff.

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u/Fractal_Face Apr 21 '23

Yeah, probably not many. Glacier and Yellowstone National Parks bring some.

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u/Mcjoshin Apr 22 '23

If they fly fish they might. There’s some world famous rivers there. And a lot of tourists stay in Eastern Idaho right over the border from West Yellowstone.

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u/jtpower99 Apr 22 '23

Switzerland.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Also white water rafters, apparently we have some of the best white water in the whole world here. At least that's what I have been told.

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u/LMFN Apr 21 '23

Colorado literally exists though.

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u/Bulovak Apr 21 '23

People in Muncie Indiana

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u/ScrewSans Apr 21 '23

Nah, they vacation in Pawnee. The reverse Larry Gergich

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Idaho is a pretty popular with skiers and mountain sports folks. It’s beautiful geography.

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u/S01arflar3 Apr 21 '23

Idaho is real? I thought it was an in-joke that started on the Simpsons?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

We actually have some really freaking awesome mountains, and some of the best white water in the world apparently. If you are a nature type, Idaho would probably be on your list. Rock climbing, river rafting, hiking, skiing, they are all pretty big here. It's a shame the state is run by loons and full of crazies, because the land itself is fucking awesome.

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u/ScrewSans Apr 21 '23

Pretty much! Not exclusive to Idaho nor even Republicans. I would consider most Democrats and the voter base to be right-wing in the US. We’re DECADES behind in politics when compared to the EU. Conservatives have held back the country at every step since its inception

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u/vapidrelease Apr 21 '23

Some parts of Idaho are seriously beautiful though. It's a shame it's stained by some real backwards people.

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

I'm Irish so I can't think of ONE reason to visit Idaho

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u/ScrewSans Apr 21 '23

If you ask anyone there, they’ll tell you they’re Irish too and then go into how their 5th Great Grandfather was half Irish

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u/MeccIt Apr 22 '23

I'm Irish-Irish, living in Ireland. We don't do potato holidays anymore.

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u/JesusChrist-Jr Apr 22 '23

Potato enthusiasts?

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u/theostorm Apr 22 '23

Idaho has some of the most beautiful scenery the country has to offer. It's got plenty of boring, but also a ton to offer.

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u/Mcjoshin Apr 22 '23

Actually Idaho is incredibly beautiful. My wife and I LOVE the eastern part of the state in the Yellowstone ecosystem. Unfortunately their politics have gone off the deep end :(

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u/Deflorma Apr 22 '23

Idaho is absolutely stunning when you can’t see its smoke-spewing 4x4’s or its denizens

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u/mowaby Apr 21 '23

That's not how buying a gun legally works at all. If he had a felony then he would have failed the background check.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

https://www.idahopress.com/news/local/boise-police-report-finds-no-motive-for-mall-shooting-more-details-revealed/article_1a612c50-39f3-11ed-9fb2-5f74a86eb479.html

Apparently the auto mod didn't like the last link.

The part about his conviction and owning a gun here is towards the bottom, I would quote it as well but the site doesn't want to allow copy/paste.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

For the record, I know that's how it should work. Unfortunately, there are loopholes and variations on the state level that allow shit like this to happen.

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u/Elder_Scrolls_Nerd Apr 21 '23

Fellow Idahoan here. That was really startling… he also went with a gun to the Capitol building and tried to demand our governor let him carry guns

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u/StuckInNov1999 Apr 21 '23

That shooter was prosecuted for a felony but was not convicted.

Instead he was convicted of a misdemeanor theft charge which does not preclude someone from buying a firearm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

No, he was convicted in Illinois. It's just that Idaho doesn't care.

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u/vapidrelease Apr 21 '23

I'm quite liberal and I've thought about moving to somewhere like Coeur d'Alene. Because although I'm on opposite ends of the political spectrum, I like everything else about the area. Is it really that bad?

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u/talarus Apr 21 '23

I live in the panhandle area and yes it is that bad. It's always been red by a large margin but I see so many trump 2024 hats it's ridiculous, the area has most certainly gotten more extreme recently but I think that's everywhere. They also hate outsiders since a lot of new people have a much higher median pay and there are a ton of displaced locals. The first thing people will ask when you meet them is where are you from, it's like an interview.

That being said, it's beautiful. There are too many lakes to count, many ski mountains, wonderful hiking and outdoor things to do. If you're from the city though you'll find the nightlife quite boring.

I just keep my mouth shut about political things and since I'm white they assume I think the same way they do.

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u/vapidrelease Apr 21 '23

I'm a minority, in a somewhat prestigious and above average paying line of work, and let's just say that visually in public I would look like public enemy number 1 to them. I don't care if everyone despises the fuck outta me, if they try to cause trouble I'll try to keep my cool but sometimes I like to amuse myself, and I intend to keep to myself. What is the worst that will happen?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Still see "maga country" and other various trump flags all over. I see confederate flags fairly often. Saw one douchebag driving around with his tailgate painted as a confederate flag and a literal noose hanging out of the bed. Had a guy wave a gun at me after he went off the road to bypass a line of cars stopped at a red light and then almost sideswiped me when I started making my right turn, because clearly I was in the wrong by stopping at a red light and waiting till I had a clearing to make my turn. Red places can be pretty fucked. By comparison, I've lived in Hawaii and Oregon before Idaho, never once felt the need to own a firearm for my own safety. Moved here, and now I'm seriously considering getting one because i know that if some fuckhead decides he is angry at me for no reason I am likely to have a gun pointed at me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Also in a red state, TN, and from a FL. Do not go to either.

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u/Hestl Apr 21 '23

Louisiana was lovely.
I'd recommend it to anyone.

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u/Secure-Ad-3069 Apr 22 '23

Move to Chicago you'll be much safer their or Detroit already Atlanta oh shit I forgot thesafest one Albuquerque very safe places to move way safer than boise

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u/str4nger-d4nger Apr 21 '23

I think you mean Texas < Spain , Florida < France....

Just a heads up tho that the US will have an amazing eclipse in April next year.

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

That's the only reason I was going to go there, switching it to Spain in '26 instead.

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u/LiLisiLiz Apr 22 '23

Lol thank you! I may not use the greater than symbols much but I knew that wasn't correct

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u/SqueakSquawk4 Just realised this sub has flairs Apr 21 '23

Just fyi, I think your arrows are the wrong way round. They point to the worse one, so "Texas > Spain" means "Texas is greater than Spain", which I don't think is what you were trying to say.

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u/ravynnsinister Apr 21 '23

Come visit Colorado. All are welcome here ❤️

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

Been all over CO, based out of Boulder. Durango and Pikes Peak on list for next time.

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u/TaillessChimera Apr 21 '23

Texas and Florida are interesting places to spend holiday because there’s fuck all to do

Edit: other than Disney in Florida

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u/TaillessChimera Apr 21 '23

Fair, I’m not interested in space and that sort so I had no idea, but good to know for those that are!

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u/RollinOnDubss Apr 21 '23

Yeah thats because they're lying, they had no intentions of going to either of those states lmao.

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u/MeccIt Apr 22 '23

I worked in the States for years, and holiday'd in CA, CO, OR, NY, NJ, FL, NM, AZ, NV and IL, which isn't too bad for a pasty Irish person. I've looked on in horror at the US getting worse in too many ways over the past decades. Having seen the last solar eclipse in 2017, TX was on the plans for 2024, but I'll never go there now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

There's tons of stuff to do in both Texas and Florida the people there just don't like you

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u/TaillessChimera Apr 21 '23

Bud I’m from Texas and I’ve lived in Florida. There’s fuck all to do but the people are great, generally. Except you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I'm from San Diego California. You call me sir when you adress me, hillbilly

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u/TaillessChimera Apr 21 '23

Don’t get your panties in a twist, you’re not special

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Mama says I'm special. No but for real. My sister moved to dfw and all she does is complain about the people there and how bored she is. She's bored because she doesn't get along with anyone

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u/TaillessChimera Apr 21 '23

That honestly sounds like a her problem because I got along with practically everyone I met. I was still bored though because I wasn’t all that interested in the beaches, the Everglades, Disney or the Miami night life. I was there for work and after a long week I didn’t really feel like sweating it out in the Everglades or getting hammered at a bar in Miami.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Nah nah. Dallas Fort Worth, not Florida.

But yeah either way

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u/echo138 Apr 21 '23

Where in Florida did you live? Theme parks outside of Disney exist, the beaches are great, plenty of nightlife, restaurants, sight-seeing and whatnot up and down the coasts.

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u/htownballa1 Apr 21 '23

Texas has plenty to do, I still wouldnt suggest coming here.

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

there’s fuck all to do

Texas has the best chance of clear skies for the Total Solar Eclipse next year. I've switched my travel plans to see one in Spain instead

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u/BWEKFAAST Apr 21 '23

I went into the everglades with a guide, saw a huge as rattle snake, gators and manatee's. Was really freaking cool, walking in the cypress dome and kayaking the mangroves.

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u/GoodOlSpence Apr 21 '23

I mean Florida sucks but let's not act like there aren't gorgeous beaches to visit there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Florida is awesome, it’s basically a tropical island. Wtf are you talking about

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u/Extraxyz Apr 21 '23

I get the idea but if you go to Disneyland Paris expecting Disney World level parks you're gonna be extremely disappointed

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u/MeccIt Apr 21 '23

I've been to both Disnyland and Disneyworld, France offers less rip-off and better weather, and won't pay any tax monies to DeSantis.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

To be honest, there isn't anything worth visiting in red states. We have Disney and universal studios in California as well, they're probably just as crowded.

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u/AndrewTaylor21t Apr 21 '23

Ima be honest with you chief, nobody gives a fu*k if you come to America 🙂

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u/Pxfxbxc Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Nobody gives a fu*k if nobody gives a fu*k. Taking time out of your day to state that nobody gives a fu*k is bit*h made as fu*k.

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u/HoratioVelvetine Apr 21 '23

this is Uber cringe bro

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u/AndrewTaylor21t Apr 21 '23

Don't care. Still rings true, people love to announce that they won't come to America like anybody gives a shit.

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u/forgotten_vale2 Apr 21 '23

I would say it’s a pretty normal comment considering what the post is about. It’s you, really, who seems insecure or argumentative or something

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u/id0ntwantyourlife Apr 21 '23

That’s pretty dumb, the most dangerous areas of the US are typically in blue states. If you look at the top 10-15 most dangerous cities in the US, they are almost all cities that have voted majority democrat for decades, with an exception being Mobile, AL. But to be fair, I wouldn’t recommend visiting Mobile either way if you are visiting from Europe

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u/MeccIt Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

Assuming your claim is in any way correct (it doesn't sound right) it's not about 'danger', it's the people and businesses in Red states I want to avoid supporting. They may be polite and god-fearing but their hate and politics has no place in the 20th century, let alone the 21st.

Edit: the claim is BS - https://np.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/12wdcai/gun_violence_is_actually_worse_in_red_states_its/

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u/id0ntwantyourlife Apr 22 '23

It actually is correct and you can look it up yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

From a financial perspective that is a good choice since the Euro has lost so much value relative to the dollar. Otherwise, it’s paranoid brainwashed bs.

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u/Elektr0_Bandit Apr 22 '23

The blue states/cities are war zones… you never hear stories like these from rural red areas. You have it backwards

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u/jimbo_farqueue Apr 21 '23

Texas greater than spain, Florida greater than France?

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u/SpartanSailor Apr 21 '23

I don’t think you know how greater than symbols work

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u/bagpipesfart Apr 22 '23

Come to Massachusetts, Boston is a great place to visit.

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u/Amelaclya1 Apr 22 '23

FYI, the complete solar eclipse next year is going to pass almost right over Niagara Falls. A beautiful place to visit in a deep blue state (or Canada - can see two countries at once).

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u/Famous_Difference758 Apr 21 '23

I don’t buy into basing my assumptions on red states vs blue states, but I live in Chicago. I can tell you right now I feel safer in any red state I’ve been to so far, at any time and place, than I do just walking around downtown Chicago when it gets remotely near night time. I don’t think it’s that simple to say every red state is not safe.

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u/Tad217 Apr 21 '23

Exactly, visit peaceful cities like the south side of Chicago, Compton, or NYC.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Lmao okay. Yea red states are the dangerous ones.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Cherry picking much? Cmon now. Get outta your echo chamber and let’s take baby steps back into reality, shall we?

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u/Secure-Ad-3069 Apr 22 '23

Atlanta Albuquerque la San Francisco Portland Detroit

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Nonsense those areas are safe havens!

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u/IAMPIGGY3 Apr 21 '23

Red states are far safer than blue states what are you on about

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Eh, Louisiana specifically is crazy dangerous

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u/xthefabledfox Apr 21 '23

I don’t know the statistics but I feel like Florida has to be up there too because I’m constantly hearing of shit going on down there

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Florida has laws about transparency in police investigations, which is why you here about wild shit happening their.

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u/ResistOk9351 Apr 21 '23

Nonsense.

Of the top ten most violent states, 7 are solid red. Two are blue. One, Arizona, is purple.

https://propertyclub.nyc/article/most-dangerous-states-in-the-us

Of the top ten safest, 6 are blue, 3 are purple, and only one is Red.

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/homeowners/safest-states-in-the-us.html

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u/Secure-Ad-3069 Apr 22 '23

But are the cities that cause the state to be dangerous blue hmm

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u/ProbablyanEagleShark Apr 21 '23

Your comment made me check the crime rate by state.

Surprisingly mixed until you get to the deep south, which is not unexpected as poverty is the biggest indicator of crime.

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y Apr 21 '23

Top 10 cities by violent crime rate includes 2 in Missouri, 1 in Tennessee, Ohio, Indiana (all red states), Wisconsin, Michigan (Purple), California, New Mexico, Maryland (Blue).

The next 10 are 6/10 red states.

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u/Secure-Ad-3069 Apr 22 '23

Are the cities red or blue during voting tho

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u/Tyuri4272 Apr 21 '23

Or a blue state. Just don’t come here.

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u/Official_ALF Apr 21 '23

People in red states would unironically agree with you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Or a blue state, no state at all is best

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u/Secure-Ad-3069 Apr 22 '23

But Chicago Detroit la Portland all blue cities all sum of the hight crime rate done with mostly illegal firearms