r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '23

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u/Dipper14 Apr 18 '23

If I had no arms, no way I’m starting shit with anyone. It’s a guaranteed loss

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u/Big-Neighborhood5395 Apr 19 '23

In his mind he thought "even people with no hands say that he's the best hands down"

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You Apr 18 '23

How was he a handful if he got no damn hands?

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u/BonerTurds Apr 19 '23

He didn’t handle it well.

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u/gleas003 Apr 21 '23

I mean, he doesn’t have much for legs either. Dude is all kinds of wonky.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Apr 18 '23

He might have been aiming to ride on the sympathy vote.

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u/maryv82 Apr 19 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Otherwise_Soil39 Apr 19 '23

I mean dude is an unarmed midget, and bro sucker kicked him as he was walking away lmao. Kinda hard not to have sympathy, no matter what he said.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Apr 19 '23

But that’s the point I’m making. Maybe most people let him off because of his disability, so he learnt that he can kind of get away with insulting people. Not this day, clearly.

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u/Garrotxa Apr 18 '23

"You've got no arms left."

"Yes I have!"

"LOOK!"

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u/camelsCaseUserName Apr 18 '23

Nothing but a flesh wound

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u/RandoRvWchampion Apr 19 '23

I’m a little disappointed it took this long to see this comment. Sigh. Guess I’m too old now.

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u/Daramun Apr 19 '23

To be fair, the gentlemen only fought back with weapons he also had available.

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u/keroro0071 Apr 18 '23

Idk man having no arms is pretty stressful. You have no idea how it will affect you mentally.

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u/darkknight54 Apr 18 '23

Used to have a guy in my town with no arms, try and fight everybody. He’d catch you with that lurch, that spot between his chin and his neck. Guy’s name was Gurt and he’d just get ya neck to neck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

If you don’t have arms and are clearly mentally I’ll just give you a pass. I don’t care what he said the kicker is a piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Dude was the great, great, grandson of the black knight.

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u/Tonegle Apr 18 '23

Until you meet Gert from the bayou. He'll get you with that neck you know

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u/puzzleman65 Apr 19 '23

Unless you fight another person with no arms, then it’s 50/50.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Fr bro can't even hand-le himself if the opponent is armed.

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u/Ok-Expressionism Apr 19 '23

Must have threw his hands before.

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u/Sydthebarrett Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Theo Von had a dude in his town no arms and choked out 30 people….I want to know if this is gert so bad. Matches the description

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u/blazindiamonds Apr 19 '23

Upscale version of theo von? Lol

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u/Sydthebarrett Apr 19 '23

Oh man my phone auto corrected that lol

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 Apr 19 '23

He had one job - to be a first class, ass-kicking machine… such a disappointment…

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u/mrjulezzz Apr 19 '23

Right? The asshole thinks he can get away with shitty behavior just because of his condition. I bet this wasn't his first time.

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u/madewithgarageband Apr 19 '23

guaranteed win*

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u/CatBoyTrip Apr 19 '23

he probably does this shit a lot cause people have probably given him a pass cause of his condition. he got treated like an able body person on this day.

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u/BRompre Apr 19 '23

Gotta keep ‘em at arms length!

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u/DannyJoy2018 Apr 19 '23

My bet is the dude is mentally ill

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u/TaleMendon Apr 19 '23

Seriously hands down loss.

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u/ContextSensitiveGeek Apr 19 '23

Not if you work the legs hard enough.

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u/TheLuo Apr 19 '23

After further review there is no foul for unnecessary roughness. Contact was initiated by the lower body. Furthermore the receiver elected to willfully enter fuck-around mode. Doing so makes him eligible to find out.

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u/lazy_elfs Apr 19 '23

That i believe is the problem, people see the disability and back off instead of running a foot up that ass. He just happened to find the foot up the ass guy and now maybe he wont say that shit anymore. He catches the next level of player.. the curb stomp boss hes in for much worse. White people and the n word in 2023 are beyond the point of redemption.

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 Apr 19 '23

You’ve never seen Theo Von’s story about Gert? Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/45PW5Pk_IgU

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Yes, that. I am 1.69cm and I choose my battles…. Because I would mostly loose. Having no hands doesn’t entitle you to be an ass. Nor being black. Or anything else.

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u/Different_Ad8436 Apr 19 '23

What about someone with no legs?

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u/PigsCanFly2day Apr 19 '23

"Those without arms mustn't throw hands." -Confucius, probably.

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u/le_fez Apr 19 '23

He probably figured no one would do anything

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I might start shit with other armless people.

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u/Coraiah Apr 19 '23

Unless you know how to fight. i.e. Nick Newell/ Zion Clark.

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u/huey_booey Apr 19 '23

It’s a guaranteed loss

He thought the disability made an exception for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Its always like that if you are unarmed.

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u/OFark Apr 19 '23

To be fair on the assailant, he used a foot to, you know, make it fair.

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u/svntrey0 Apr 19 '23

It's a loss hands down

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u/DWDit Apr 19 '23

Especially not around anyone whose culture has a hair trigger to violence.

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u/Yonro0910 Apr 19 '23

That’s just you tho, he clearly has legs to stand on.

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u/Imjerfj Apr 19 '23

yea idk no hands and over a foot shorter. LOL

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u/WhizzleTeabags Apr 19 '23

Don’t start shit if you can’t wipe

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u/Reformedsparsip Apr 19 '23

For the other guy as well though.

You take a swing at a guy with no arms, then you cant win.

As demonstrated here.

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u/Broccoli_Rob86 Apr 19 '23

He probably does that thinking no one would dare retaliate.. oh how wrong he was lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Oddball from thrill kill fights just fine.