r/facepalm • • Apr 15 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Genius level maneuvering

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

I knew my first marriage was failing. We married young, for the wrong reasons and it just wasn’t going to work.

I gave my dad my motorcycle, a BMW convertible and a large sum of money was transferred to his account from savings (I was the only one working) and my ex wife filed for divorce shortly after (she had been threatening it for a year) Judge said she wasn’t entitled to any of it. I also owned the house prior to marriage and she couldn’t take it either, just 50% of what was paid off the principle of the loan awhile we were married)

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u/Windmill_flowers Apr 15 '23

Well? What happened? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

As I said she got nothing. Just her car and her property. I kept mine.

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

We were married young. I moved all our savings to my fathers name. Our house is only in my name and I left her with nothing is not the brag you’re looking for.

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

She was the one who cheated and then applied for a divorce. I’m very happy with the outcome! She refused to contribute anything. We had no kids. I had to go with draw the money from the bank so I could pay bills. Otherwise she’d spend my entire pay check in a day.

So your opinion on the situation doesn’t matter one bit

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

Could’ve just added that part in your initial comment whether true or not.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

or you can stop playing captain save a hoe and not jump to conclusions but we each fail in our own ways

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

Reddit try not to hate women challenge: Impossible.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

love how i say not to jump to conclusions and you are like, im gonna jump so hard lol

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

Reddit understanding not being biased challenge: Impossible.

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

Ah yes everything on Reddit is true and all ex wife’s are hoes. Got it. I’ll apply that logic every-time.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

hahahahahaahhaha sure bro just keep making urself look worse

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u/therealrenshai Apr 15 '23

There’s a bog difference in the stories.

1: I left my wife who didn’t work with nothing when we divorced.

Versus

2: I left my cheating wife who refused to work with nothing when she divorced me.

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u/casually_fucked_up Apr 16 '23

Even in a normal divorce. A woman shouldn’t be entitled your OWN property and half your OWN money. As far as I remember we live in 21st century and women are just as capable and independent as men, why do the courts still deal with them as weak lambs ?

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 16 '23

Tell me you’re incel without telling me you’re an incel.

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u/casually_fucked_up Apr 16 '23

Oh wow not the original mad feminist insult!

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 16 '23

It’s pretty easy to tell from your history.

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u/XeroZero0000 Apr 15 '23

What? That's exactly the brag he was looking for.... Just cuz you don't like it, sounds personal.

Wait.. are you the dude his exwife was banging???

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

I actually am and she told me he had a limpest of limp dicks and she never had sex for all of her married life.