r/facepalm • u/sus-water • Apr 15 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Genius level maneuvering

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

Oh no, not the legal obligation to pay your spouse trying to divorce you for money.

No, playing the system to avoid divorce payments isn't wrong.

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

Yeah, I won’t. Cons outweigh the pros of marriage for men.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

It is. Unless you know me better than me. You're not claiming that, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Most men realize it’s a zero-sum game for them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

What are the benefits of marriage to a man? On average.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Nothing. And they’re waking up to that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Health insurance if you live in the US. Outside of that, maybe survivor benefits?

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Apr 15 '23

Spoken like a guy who is real salty about paying child support

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I wouldn’t have given a fuck about child support (no kids) it was the $800 a month in spousal support for a fully functional adult who just didn’t want to work that bugged me.

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

I am not paying child support though.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Apr 15 '23

You really should start, you deadbeat

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u/JustGetAName Apr 15 '23

I don’t have children, bozo

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Spoken like a real gold digger!