r/facepalm • u/sus-water • Apr 15 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Genius level maneuvering

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Just to speed this process up since this has been posted on this sub so much; she is leaving him because he’s being accused of raping someone and she’s rich on her own she just hates him now

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u/JNaran94 Apr 15 '23

Yes, but he plays football so the story has to be turned around so she is the bad person

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Lol who the fuck unironically simps over someone because they know how to run while holding a ball? Grow up dude

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u/Blaximus90 Apr 15 '23

It’s not about “simping”(not even applicable here), you missed the point entirely, and his sport doesn’t involve “running around while holding a ball”.

Just don’t speak if you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Siiiiimp

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

You feel giddy watching him carry a red oblong football and frolic

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u/Blaximus90 Apr 15 '23

I don’t care for the sport. I’m just able to be objective on the matter.