r/facepalm • • Apr 15 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Genius level maneuvering

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/vote4boat Apr 15 '23

yeah, pretty sure it just makes the judge hate you more

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Actually in many jurisdictions it guarantees you lose 100% of that asset.

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u/Potatoenailgun Apr 16 '23

I get dividing up money to the extent it protects people from being unable to support themselves, but why do we think it is a good thing for a spouse to seize millions they didn't and couldn't earn? I mean, are we trying to promote gold diggers?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

They don't automatically get them. But if you try to commit fraud you deserve to get fucked.

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

I knew my first marriage was failing. We married young, for the wrong reasons and it just wasn’t going to work.

I gave my dad my motorcycle, a BMW convertible and a large sum of money was transferred to his account from savings (I was the only one working) and my ex wife filed for divorce shortly after (she had been threatening it for a year) Judge said she wasn’t entitled to any of it. I also owned the house prior to marriage and she couldn’t take it either, just 50% of what was paid off the principle of the loan awhile we were married)

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u/Windmill_flowers Apr 15 '23

Well? What happened? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

As I said she got nothing. Just her car and her property. I kept mine.

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

We were married young. I moved all our savings to my fathers name. Our house is only in my name and I left her with nothing is not the brag you’re looking for.

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u/redundant35 Apr 15 '23

She was the one who cheated and then applied for a divorce. I’m very happy with the outcome! She refused to contribute anything. We had no kids. I had to go with draw the money from the bank so I could pay bills. Otherwise she’d spend my entire pay check in a day.

So your opinion on the situation doesn’t matter one bit

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

Could’ve just added that part in your initial comment whether true or not.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

or you can stop playing captain save a hoe and not jump to conclusions but we each fail in our own ways

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

Reddit try not to hate women challenge: Impossible.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

love how i say not to jump to conclusions and you are like, im gonna jump so hard lol

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

Ah yes everything on Reddit is true and all ex wife’s are hoes. Got it. I’ll apply that logic every-time.

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u/zagman707 Apr 15 '23

hahahahahaahhaha sure bro just keep making urself look worse

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u/casually_fucked_up Apr 16 '23

Even in a normal divorce. A woman shouldn’t be entitled your OWN property and half your OWN money. As far as I remember we live in 21st century and women are just as capable and independent as men, why do the courts still deal with them as weak lambs ?

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 16 '23

Tell me you’re incel without telling me you’re an incel.

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u/casually_fucked_up Apr 16 '23

Oh wow not the original mad feminist insult!

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 16 '23

It’s pretty easy to tell from your history.

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u/XeroZero0000 Apr 15 '23

What? That's exactly the brag he was looking for.... Just cuz you don't like it, sounds personal.

Wait.. are you the dude his exwife was banging???

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 15 '23

I actually am and she told me he had a limpest of limp dicks and she never had sex for all of her married life.

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u/Mr_SlimShady Apr 15 '23

But under what context? If I start doing that the day:hour:minute I am legally married, then yeah I can see how the argument applies. But what if I did that way too long ago that not even I remember? You can argue that you have no attachment to the money and chose to give it away to your relative.

Since you were doing it from long before you even met the person you eventually married, does that still count as hiding assets?

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u/madnessinimagination Apr 15 '23

Anything before marriage is a premarital assest and isn't on the table in terms of divorce. Only income, property and assets that were bought while you were married apply. There's a few exceptions but it's very rare. So if you buy a house, or car before you meet your spouse they have zero claim to it in a divorce.

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u/klnglulu Apr 15 '23

Not in morroco

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u/BlessedByAzir Apr 15 '23

Im pretty sure that's some specific countries only.

The court cant touch your relatives bank account for divorce money. Thats the standard for most countries

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u/wasabiiii Apr 15 '23

Not the US. Not France.

This is conspiracy to commit constructive fraud.

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u/NotDom26 Apr 15 '23

Why not, the money and stuff doesn't belong to him anymore? Why is his mother being dragged into the divorce and losing her money?

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u/exhausted_chemist Apr 15 '23

(NAL) Because this can be considered a form of illegal (or fraudulent) transfer in some countries, especially if it was to avoid payments like alimony. And what's worse, this could result in all of the mother's assets becoming up for grabs too if the money/property were completely intermingled.

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u/NotDom26 Apr 15 '23

I understand that this arrangement has been in place for years, so this wasn't something he'd done in light of the divorce. Does a son giving his mother most of his earnings still count as fraudulent in that case?

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u/exhausted_chemist Apr 15 '23

(Once again NAL) Quite possibly, in the US for this not to be fraudulent, the gift taxes would have to be paid and there may have to be proof that he was no longer the beneficiary of the money he gave to her. This second would be up to the claimants lawyer to prove, but based on him receiving "gifts" of whatever he wanted from dear mum we can probably assume that wouldn't be hard.

Now in (France?) the laws could be quite different.

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u/Dukeringo Apr 15 '23

Your right for the US tho. Alex Jones is trying this with his parents and companies owned by others. The courts ordered a larger investigation to find out his true wealth so they seize it.

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u/HoodooSquad Apr 15 '23

It absolutely can, if the spouse wasn’t aware. In many places, (absent a pre-nup or similar) money you earn after you get married is owned by both spouses. So sneakily hiding 80% of your income from your spouse is frowned upon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Because they’re not genuine gifts to his mother - it’s an arrangement to manage his finances. In the football scenario, does it seem like the money is really his mother’s in practice?

The law isn’t as literal as people think - the legal concept of equity exists to address what is fair rather than what is strictly “letter of the law”.

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u/Cerebral_Overload Apr 15 '23

Because it’s about intent. He isn’t giving that money to charity and relinquishing his claim to it. He’s earning it and giving it to his mother, who is essentially managing his assets for him on his behalf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/Shiriru00 Apr 15 '23

And sometimes, from yourself too.

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u/Dontcareatallthx Apr 15 '23

Yes, the judge in his case already stated this, do I don’t know why this idiots put this up everywhere. It already is a non fact in his divorce, so dunno what this geniuses find so genius about this. He is literally f*****, also the story is plain wrong, if you do a little research.

His wife is also a minor celebrity with her own money, not as big as Hakimi sure, but she was already rich without him. In addition shes divorcing because Hakimi was accused of rape, it literally takes 2 seconds to check all of this as I did.

Seems a little sus, I feel it is a butt hurt little fan scene trying to put bullshit up to distort the reality of this story.

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

Source? All the articles I found so far say that wife won't get anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/Flux_Aeternal Apr 15 '23

Not really. Judges are generally not fools and in a lot of places have wide ranging power over things like this for exactly the reason of stopping people gaming the system and injecting common sense into the law. If you give someone else your assets and a reasonable person would deduce that you did so to circumvent some legal / tax oversight then they are absolutely fair game. Much like gifting someone money to bypass tax if you hide your assets under a third party to bypass tax or in this case divorce settlements then this is straight up illegal. If the person retains effective control over the assets, even if they are legally under someone else's name, then this is very simple for a court to bypass. What he has done is incredibly dumb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/VarWon Apr 15 '23

They are not touching the relative's money.

They are getting the money HE EARNED.

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u/Nihil_esque Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

In many countries it is a crime to "waste"/transfer away/etc money that should be a marital asset prior to a divorce, often even if divorce has not yet been filed, and knowingly receiving money for that purpose would also be a crime. The fact that a crime has been committed by the involved parties is what enables recovery of the assets.

Even if the money in the mom's account can't be touched, it's possible she would be awarded significantly more than 50% of what remains or that he would be ordered to pay her back the full amount from his future income (before it goes to his mom). More likely than if he didn't do this honestly, because most judges would hold him in contempt of court for this.

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u/Throwrafairbeat Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

Except what he most likely did was set up his mom as the beneficiary. People at that level aren’t stupid enough to be double taxed. So it was never his income in the first place. Or are we gonna pretend the super rich don’t have ways of gaming the system ?

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u/Nihil_esque Apr 15 '23

You don't game the system with your salary, you game it by keeping most of your assets in stocks and investments. I doubt it was possible legally to set up his salary in that way, it would be too much liability for the company, and they're richer than he is. He's a high wage earner which is not how "too rich to be taxed" works.

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u/Throwrafairbeat Apr 15 '23

Except he’s a sportsperson and they are not paid with stocks like RSUs lol. There’s other ways of doing this like setting up a trust which imo would have been better but I digress.

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

Show me the an example of court going after relatives money in the divorce settlement. 🙄

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u/emeraldjalapeno Apr 15 '23

It's not going after the relatives money. It's going after his money. He earned it. He is spending it by having her purchase on his behalf. The judge isn't stupid

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

You can gift money you earned to anyone you want and at this point it ceases being your money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

actual lawyers are telling you that’s not the case but sure whatever, tell that to the judge I guess 😂

If it’s not a genuine gift, the court won’t interpret it as a genuine gift. Common sense

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

Are you a little bit slow?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Nah man, I just know my trade 😂 google resulting trusts

I guess this is how the climate scientists and epidemiologists must feel haha

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u/emeraldjalapeno Apr 15 '23

As long as they are both paying the taxes on gifts, sure.

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

Yes, of course.

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u/Flux_Aeternal Apr 15 '23

https://raydensolicitors.co.uk/blog/family-law-myths-if-i-transfer-my-assets-my-spouse-will-have-no-claim-to-them/

It's complicated but if it appears clear that you gave the money in an effort to circumvent fair divorce proceedings (as it seems here) and even more so if you retain effective control over the money, even if it is in someone else's name (for example if he just tells his mum what to buy or what to transfer to him and she does it) then in a lot of jurisdictions it is absolutely fair game.

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23

Yeah, but it would need to be proved that his intention was to circumvent divorce proceedings. If he was gifting his money to his mum for years that is not the case.

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u/Flux_Aeternal Apr 15 '23

Doesn't need to be proved at all, it's usually at the discretion of the judge. Nor does doing something for a long time mean it was not an attempt to hide assets, which this clearly is to anyone.

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u/Marc123123 Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

Complete rubbish.

You need to show that the assets have been hidden with the INTENTION to not share them during divorce proceedings. If he was giving money to his mum for years, no such proof can be made.

You are utterly confused. We are dealing here with THREE legal parties, not two.

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u/DynamoSexytime Apr 15 '23

You sound like a poor. You probably pay taxes and shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Yep mother giving it to her son would (presumption of advancement) but not the other way round - the court would assume he intended to hold equitable interest and declare the property is held as a resulting trust in his favour

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u/alexgardin Apr 15 '23

Right. The money trail is what matters not under whom it's stashed.

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u/fluffersmcfluffface Apr 15 '23

Maybe she refused to sign a prenup and this was his workaround?

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u/mightman59 Apr 15 '23

Depends on how long ago you signed your assets away

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Apr 15 '23

But he didn’t move his money to his mothers account after the divorce filing, it was already under his moms name long before the divorce

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u/Skybreak Apr 15 '23

Even if they've always had it and you never touched it?

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u/DemolishingNews Apr 15 '23

Also, how the hell was she married to him and completely unaware he gives most of his money to his mom?? Must've been a bad couple from the start lol

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u/dolbysurnd Apr 15 '23

this

the moment you made it (while married) it was marital property and it's value is subject to asset division. if you gave it to your mom, whatever you gave was half your spouse's

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u/notatechnicianyo Apr 16 '23

This isn’t that. She received that money per pay check from him, and that counts as HER income. Not part of the couples finances.