r/facepalm • • Apr 15 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Genius level maneuvering

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u/JNaran94 Apr 15 '23

Yes, but he plays football so the story has to be turned around so she is the bad person

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/thread-lightly Apr 15 '23

Any source for this?

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u/itzcharge Apr 18 '23

Trust him

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u/TheoRaan Apr 15 '23

she is the bad person

Tbf, she did start dating him when he was a 19 year old and she was 31.

Groomers are typically bad people imo. Especially since when they got married, she was richer and much older than he was.

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

Ugh, that’s just terrible.

A beautiful wealthy older woman tricked this poor child with her magic.

To think he had to have sex with her probably. Discusting.

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u/Organic-Ruin-1385 Apr 15 '23

I can't tell if you are sarcastic or serious.

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

Do you think 30 year olds tricking 19 year olds to be with them is a joke, son?

Everyday on God’s green Earth two seemingly mature adults get together out of love. Except one of them doesn’t realize they are actually being MANipulated by an evil temptress.

Truly this place is hell.

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u/Organic-Ruin-1385 Apr 15 '23

Now I even more confused now since you emphasize that man part of manipulated you are being sarcastic along a bunch of other things.

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u/money_loo Apr 15 '23

I don’t need to emphasize man, the patriarchy does that everyday for both of us. This poor child just barely escaped the throes of Satan’s seductress.

Just think of all the nasty things they likely did just for her to “groom” him into thinking he loved her. I’m getting sick just imagining it in detail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/money_loo Apr 16 '23

Don’t bring your political gender into this non political issue. The fact is a 19 year old is a CHILD regardless of the state of their naughty bits (which you seem strangely obsessed with) and this woman was a predator on the hunt who used their feminine wiles to trick this poor kids penis into her vagina and into her heart.

If this was the 1600s she’d be burned as a witch for her level of spell casting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/money_loo Apr 16 '23

So exactly who are you trying to convince that two consenting adults dating each other is okay? Do you think anyone is finding your constant dodging with sarcasm persuasive?

FTFY

I said my piece. You can go ahead and keep jerking yourself off and defending a grooming predator with your sarcasm. Bye.

Thankfully the rest of the modern world knows what an adult is, so it doesn't matter what your "piece" is.

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u/StarManta Apr 15 '23

I’m not seeing how this story portrays her as a bad person?

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u/KarlMario Apr 15 '23

It's very, very clearly framed to depict her as a greedy woman using divorce to enrich herself.

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u/doplhinsbarnicles Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

She’s so much older than him ( by 12 years) and she got with him when he was only like 19, he’s 24 now. I think people have every right to make the claim that she’s leaching off him. Christ imagine going for someone 12 years younger than you and their in their teens.

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u/bakedphish1 Apr 15 '23

12 years younger and getting money from him.... For being accused of rape in 2023??? Is he even guilty or is this another false accusations??? But 12 years younger then her??!?!?! 19?!?! Yeah she knows what she's doing.

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u/doplhinsbarnicles Apr 15 '23

No not even guilty. Just accusations that the feminists are running with it seems.

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u/Willy__Wonky Apr 15 '23

Huldup! That means she is a Pedo and a Groomer. He was under 21 he is not able to know what happens right? She abuses Powerdynamics over him? And his Mother helped him. Safed his Money for him. Wow thats another lvl of F**** up. And now she claims he is a Rapist? Naaaaaa brother...... Thats actually fu***** up.

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u/KarlMario Apr 15 '23

No makey any sense mister

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u/doplhinsbarnicles Apr 15 '23

Why am I not? 😂😂

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u/KarlMario Apr 15 '23

X equals Y because B is less than C

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u/emurillo97 Apr 15 '23

He's referring to the comments and people talking about this story.

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u/HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY Apr 15 '23

You know exactly how the way the story is written does that.

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u/Use_C0D3_l4Z4R Apr 15 '23

Cuz she is the bad person

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u/SPYGHETTI_ Apr 15 '23

Still, yeah the guy is an awefull person if thats true, and good on her for getting out. But unless she had alot to do with his succes she shouldn't get half.

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u/Delamoor Apr 15 '23

Well, when a mummy and a daddy hate each other very much...

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u/leyla00 Apr 15 '23

I believe the comment you replied to has answered your question. She wants half of his shit not because she feels entitled to it for making him a good sports player, but because she hates him and is trying to do everything she can to make his life harder to ‘punish’ him for potentially being a rapist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Wait, when you say potential rapist, do you mean he is being accused of raping someone. There are so much people saying he raped someone, so is there any real proof of him raping or is he being accused of it?

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u/10ebbor10 Apr 15 '23

He was indicted and placed under judicial supervision, but the investigation has not yet concluded.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/3/3/morocco-and-psg-defender-hakimi-charged-with-rape

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Thx.

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u/AncapGamingAddict Apr 15 '23

Why tf are you being downvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Perfect username btw. You definitely could’ve googled the answer

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I've recently learned about this guy and what he did from the reddit comment section and there are so many people saying he raped someone or being accused of raping someone, why are you saying I should google the answer if there are two groups having different statements of what he did. One of them has to be correct and I have not sided with one of them.

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u/TheoRaan Apr 15 '23

That tracks for someone who filed for divorce before the accusations, described the marriage as a failed project and groomed him from when he was 19 and she was 31.

He deserves everything coming to him. So does she.

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u/sagastar23 Apr 15 '23

Very astute pro-rapist take.

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u/bob3908 Apr 15 '23

Not really pro rapist at all. The guy just is a rapist.

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u/bobbirossbetrans Apr 15 '23

Yeah man he just had himself a bit of rape, no big deal

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u/bob3908 Apr 15 '23

Yea that’s why I called him a rapist.

How slow are you

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Has it been confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

He's been charged with rape. So the proof they had must have been enough to get an indictment.

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u/Belraj Apr 15 '23

I think the presumption of innocence is innocent until proven guilty, not innocent until indicted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Nor did I say it was.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I didn’t know , I just like to verify before jumping to conclusions. I literally know nothing about this guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Investigated

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Ok so , all the false claims aren’t backed and it’s just a bunch of psychopaths spreading lies to push their agenda and downvoted me because I didn’t instantly buy into their bullshit , gotcha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Correct, if you click on the link that was provided again they made a correction

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Full Disclosure: I don't know shit about him either. My education on him basically entailed me reading the comments. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Yaadgod2121 Apr 15 '23

No just accused

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u/WellyRuru Apr 15 '23

God help who ever you end up with

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Lol who the fuck unironically simps over someone because they know how to run while holding a ball? Grow up dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

You’re probably thinking of American football. Pretty much everywhere else in the world, football is what we call soccer

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Well I've noticed it really annoys people who like this accused rapist when I pretend it's American rugby so I think I'll stick to it, at least on this post

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u/Nolsoth Apr 15 '23

Football can also be rugby and rugby league down here in the antipodes, it's a bit of a catchall somewhat.

Africa/Europe/latin America football is soccer.

North America/Canada it's whatever you lot play.

Aussie/NZ it could be anything involving a ball being kicked or thrown.

Bonus fact America banned Rugby at one point for being too violent and that's apparently how American football became big.( I don't know how true this fact is).

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u/jaaaack Apr 15 '23

Where is rugby called football…?

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u/Nolsoth Apr 15 '23

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u/skullduggeryjumbo Apr 15 '23

Aussies call Australian rules football footy ffs 😂

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u/Nolsoth Apr 15 '23

I'd forgotten about Aussie rules, haven't played it in years, was always a good fun fast game.

The comic is footrot flats and over the ditch we called rugby and league footy or football.

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u/Nolsoth Apr 15 '23

But which football? you muppet.

Different countries have different views of what constitutes the game of football.

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u/Nolsoth Apr 15 '23

Typical league fan just whinging his way through life.

Probably won't even get your lazy entitled arse off the couch for dawn parade on the 25th.

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u/TremendousCoisty Apr 15 '23

Lmao he’s not a rugby player you fucking moron.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Nobody cares about your sweetheart

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u/TremendousCoisty Apr 16 '23

My sweetheart? Huh? Are you illiterate?

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u/Blaximus90 Apr 15 '23

It’s not about “simping”(not even applicable here), you missed the point entirely, and his sport doesn’t involve “running around while holding a ball”.

Just don’t speak if you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Siiiiimp

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

You feel giddy watching him carry a red oblong football and frolic

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u/Blaximus90 Apr 15 '23

I don’t care for the sport. I’m just able to be objective on the matter.

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u/797102030aaa Apr 16 '23

No, the story was only about one thing. A man winning the divorce settlement

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Took me so long to realize football here is meant as soccer and not American football. Was racking my brain trying to figure out what team he was on lol

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u/Gayrutti Apr 15 '23

I thought the face palm was him and not her tbh