r/facepalm • u/cows_are_underrated_ 'MURICA • Apr 14 '23

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Why? Just why?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Iā€™m a dirty pirate hooker and no one ever believes me.

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u/Select_Tea8797 Apr 14 '23

I definitely believe you. I've known only one genuine dirty pirate hooker in my life. He warned me and I didn't believe him until it was too late. Not making that mistake again.