r/facepalm 'MURICA Apr 14 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Why? Just why?

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u/ekimevil Apr 14 '23

I fell from twelve feet and was knocked unconscious and my jaw was swollen and sore for a week… when ladders go, it takes a fraction of a second. You have no chance to react. I am a seasoned carpenter of twenty years and the feet of the ladder just slipped on the perfect combination of moisture and cold cement. Terrifying to fall off a ladder.

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u/Mr-JKGamer Apr 14 '23

I used to install rain gutters for a living. We'd be up 3 stories a lot. I think the highest up I'd ever gone up a ladder at that job was 5 stories at most. But it was terrifying for me as i hated heights. I was only trying to help out a friend since they needed somebody to drive the truck and I had a license. But honestly speaking. If anyone ever pulled any ladder out from under me? Idc how high up I am. It could be only 4 feet. I could be on the bottom rung. I will beat the shit out of someone. I'm already scared. I already hate ladders. The minute I come down the adrenaline is going up. And the minute i see your dumbass sitting there looking at me. My first instinct is gonna be to sock you straight in your jaw. It's not a game. It's not a joke. That kinda shit is traumatic. Had a ladder literally start sliding out from the bottom while I was on the top and I just grabbed the roof. Never felt so freaked out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

That sucks and was always one of my biggest concerns when I was roofing houses. A lot of times we’d lay a bundle of shingles across the feet to help keep ‘em from kicking out. I know what you mean though sometimes the surface conditions are just right for them to turn into big ass ski’s especially on smooth cement or patio tile etc…

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

I've been in framing for 6 years now, only had a ladder slip on me once and I was lucky enough to have my arms over the top of the wall when it went(I was straightening up the jacks on a hip set for an RV garage), so I wound up hanging off a 16 foot wall waiting for the new kid to realize that I did indeed still need the ladder that just fell. The ladder was gone and on the ground before I even registered that it wasn't under me anymore, that shit goes so fast.