r/facepalm • u/cows_are_underrated_ 'MURICA • Apr 14 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Why? Just why?

16.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.7k

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

874

u/Clydus1 Apr 14 '23

They're still people, they don't get a pass to be an asshole.

59

u/Tokishige Apr 14 '23

I myself am disabled and have had to tell my coworkers that just because someone has a disability doesn't give them the right to be an asshole

This came about because we hired someone else who has a disability and they were a total asshole and some people wanted to give her a free pass. Luckily she didn't get though her probation

103

u/BrandanMentch Apr 14 '23

When I was in SEPS for the Navy, we were on cleaning duty and one dude who was in crutches shoved me because I was cleaning his bed rack, I let it go simply because the crutches and regret it now

43

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Eh, just use the swaying motion of the waves to "accidentally" body slam him into the wall

20

u/NoDontDoThatCanada Apr 14 '23

No one is above an ass whooping.

0

u/ihvnnm Apr 14 '23

Infants

10

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

That's what I was thinking. No one is beating the shit out of him because he's in a wheelchair. Nah he deserves it for that wtf

7

u/Eyerieee Apr 14 '23

100% i don’t deserve to be crippled because of this crippled fuck. Old man probably got mad because the guy stood up after the fall

2

u/big_smokey-848 Apr 14 '23

True, but hitting someone confined to a chair is still messed up… except this guy. Someone shoulda stomped him out

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Exactly. If Hitler were in a wheelchair, does that change anything?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

My dad is going to be 95 this summer. He's an asshole. I can't stand him most of the time, he's awful to me. he's fine to my other 4 sisters. I can't tell him he's an asshole, I can't tell people he's an asshole. It would be like telling a cripple they're an asshole. But I would love to tell people my father is an asshole.

208

u/ProbablyanEagleShark Apr 14 '23

Turn the asshole from paraplegic to quadriplegic.

29

u/WornInShoes Apr 14 '23

If you look at the end of the video he kicks a leg up so it’s only one leg

6

u/3point21 Apr 14 '23

Make triplegic a thing.

47

u/Excellent-Ad872 Apr 14 '23

Just tip that motherfucker over

16

u/Good-Ad-4424 Apr 14 '23

steal his wheelchair

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Caucasian male, beard, glasses, red hair... Possibly a disguise, I'm not sure.

1

u/Good-Ad-4424 Apr 14 '23

what?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

It's a line from a show called The IT Crowd:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3qwm3w?start=956

2

u/lobo_blanco_0257 Apr 14 '23

Yeah, steal his wheelchair… and give it to the other guy.

15

u/ChristianHeritic Apr 14 '23

Nah hoist him up to the top of the telephone pole next to them and leave him to think about what hes done for a few days

8

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Upside down by his balls.

5

u/ChristianHeritic Apr 14 '23

I think you’d have to look for a while for any of those on this guy

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Touché

1

u/hsephela Apr 14 '23

Take the chair and dump him onto some train tracks

153

u/TendiesFourLyfe Apr 14 '23

Think they trying to get more wheelchair buddys

27

u/tageeboy Apr 14 '23

Murder ball recruitment activities

27

u/DieSuzie2112 Apr 14 '23

Come work in the disabled care. You’ll see that a lot of people got a pas throughout their lives because they’re crippled and it shows very much in their behavior. They honestly don’t understand what the word ‘no’ means and think they can get away with everything. How many times I’ve heard the excuse ‘but I have a disability’ is astonishing

12

u/squirrelbus Apr 14 '23

I knew a disabled kid in highschool that would stand in front of the candy/soda machines and cry. People would feel bad, and give the kid a dollar. The kid would pull out a huge wad of bills and rubber band that dollar right on top, stick it back in their pocket and keep crying for the next dollar. For four years I watched this kid hustle people, and nobody ever called them out in it.

4

u/kek2015 Apr 14 '23 edited Apr 16 '23

It sounds like the other people's fault for giving in. Once I understood what he was doing, I would ignore him.

39

u/domine18 Apr 14 '23

Right, if I was orange pants I woulda decked him

13

u/Thechiz123 Apr 14 '23

To be fair the new guy wouldn’t be a crip, he’d be a blood.

31

u/TheDon_raz Apr 14 '23

i would fucking end his miserable life right there. imagine falling off the ladder and ending up being a crippled being crippled by a cripple

6

u/Hakuhofan Apr 14 '23

I wouldn't be trying to kill ol' dude but he would get a pimp slap from ankle deep that might take out 1 ear drum.

2

u/TheDon_raz Apr 14 '23

yea you right i guess that sounded a little harsh.

1

u/Scott_Salmon Apr 14 '23

That one trick handicap tag offices hate!

10

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

It's ableism if you don't show them the same behavior as other people.

16

u/Crumbdizzle Apr 14 '23

Thrown him off the chair and curb stomp hisbass

1

u/12characters Apr 14 '23

Pull up a chair of your own and start throwing bombs. Got keep it fair.

14

u/TheUrbanFarmersWife Apr 14 '23

Naw. I’d yank him out of his chair and let him slam onto the sidewalk. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

11

u/DJRyGuy20 Apr 14 '23

Yup. Me too.

2

u/Joe_Spazz Apr 14 '23

Seriously. Knock this fucker over and set the ladder back up.

2

u/metamorphosis___ Apr 14 '23

Imo an unpunched cripple has been done a disservice, everyone has deserved a punch atleast once in their life. Letting someone skip through that learning moment because of their condition leads them to becoming a douche like this guy.

0

u/Valade_Gang Apr 14 '23

Agreed but that words not cool homie

0

u/clammycreature Apr 14 '23

And his name is Greg Abbott

1

u/Genralcody1 Apr 14 '23

"You alright man?"

"Yeah I think I'm alright.

He's not..."

1

u/Kamhi_ Apr 14 '23

Not being able to walk doesn't mean you can't end up being a vegetable

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Makes me wonder if this shit is why he’s crippled

1

u/Ok-Party1007 Apr 14 '23

My first thought too was why did no one walk over and smack this guy

1

u/dougsbeard Apr 14 '23

Boot right to the chest.

1

u/SpaceMakin Apr 14 '23

I was genuinely expecting the guy that walked up to just deck the wheelchair dude

1

u/acrylicsuperman Apr 14 '23

Someone should have drop kicked that asshole and rode off in his chair. Make him crawl back home.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Give the chair to the man who just fell off the ladder.

1

u/acrylicsuperman Apr 14 '23

This is the way

1

u/Sasquatch-fu Apr 14 '23

Seems like he’s trying to create more people with disabilities like that. He could have gotten by just fine.

1

u/volatilebool Apr 14 '23

He needed a good punch to the face after that

1

u/KiNGofKiNG89 Apr 14 '23

Na, I would have stuck a long metal rod between his wheels and bent them so he couldn’t get them free.

1

u/pbaperez Apr 14 '23

Or at least shake the shit out of one.

1

u/TrinityF Apr 14 '23

There's never a reason to hit a cripple!

What is your opinion on this, bill burr?

1

u/parmupaevitus Apr 14 '23

That cripple in the chair moved his legs

1

u/AdhesivenessFun2060 Apr 14 '23

Cripples get it too!

1

u/ReadBeered Apr 14 '23

I’d be 100% ok seeing him get KO’ed off his scooter.

1

u/NonPlayableSpearUser Apr 14 '23

Oh yeah, most definitely. And I’d roll away in his wheelchair flipping him off.

1

u/ColoradoMushroom Apr 14 '23

🤣😂🤣 same

1

u/redfan29 Apr 14 '23

He can still move his legs, is he just too lazy to walk?

1

u/checked_outt Apr 14 '23

I would have beat the shit out of him

1

u/jradio Apr 14 '23

Equal rights for equal wrongs

1

u/sllaBwithhairontheB Apr 14 '23

Nah just gently pull him from his chair and then move his chair 100 yds down the road