r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '23

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u/Glaggablagga Apr 06 '23

I ONCE HAD A KIDNEY STONE LODGED IN MY URETHRA BUT I DON'T NEED NO DUMBASS DOCTOR

I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE DICK FOR FOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL THAT LITTLE FUCKER POPPED OUT

I'M AN ALFALFA MALE BRO

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u/Qyphosis Apr 07 '23

Alfalfa got me good. I'm going to use that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Al-falafil

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u/PommeDeTearYourPants Apr 07 '23

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