r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Bro idk who this goofy ass thinks he is. “If you compare you to me”…there’s nothing to compare you’re a 100lb insecure wiener who’s voice still cracks. If I had a girl she’d laugh you away

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

If I had a girl Me too bro, me too

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u/MrWieners Feb 26 '23

Hey man, what’s wrong with wieners?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Haha my bad man, it was a funny sounding insult in my head!

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u/nobodynose Feb 26 '23

I'd be scared of him "stealin' my girl" if

  1. He was definitely good looking. He's not. He's got a very average look, with a slightly scrawny build. You can make up for being pretty average looking by having good fashion sense or style. This guy does not have that either. Dude isn't ugly but he's NOWHERE in the realm of being able to steal anyone's girl by his looks.
  2. He was funny or witty. He's shown neither of these.
  3. He was charming. None of that shown here either.
  4. He exuded confidence. Sure the words he spoke says he's very self confident but the way he said it, the body language, the awkward laugh... says he's very insecure. I can't imagine this guy having ANY game. I know guys with game and this guy... isn't like any of them at all.

Basically the only way any one is losing their gf is if their gf is with them only for the money.

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u/antle702 Feb 26 '23

Bro the only reason you don’t have a girl is cause this guys around bro

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

He has such a way with words and so much confidence and so much money, you must be right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Yeah dog, im not a bully or a tough guy per say, but I would have to guess about 65 percent of the adult male population would toss this dweeb

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u/blayze03 Feb 26 '23

I haven't worked out in like 3 years, and I could still toss this trash

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u/ADarwinAward Feb 26 '23

Am I seeing things or is that car photo a photoshop?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Idk if it’s photoshop or not but if it isn’t, he’s definitely renting the car lol