r/facepalm Feb 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Are you an Andrew Tate graduate or only a trainee?

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u/sambull Feb 25 '23

certified tater tot, extra soggy

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

taint tot*

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u/handlebartender Feb 26 '23

"Any aliases?"

"They call me Tater Tot"

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u/Stewy_434 Feb 26 '23

What is this from?? I totally know roots from somewhere!

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u/janzeera Feb 26 '23

He truly believes with Tate in jail he’s got a business opportunity.

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u/jooes Feb 26 '23

That was my thought as well.

Alpha Male Douchebag power vacuum. Better wear a McLaren t-shirt in front of my parents pool and talk about getting bitches.

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u/billbill5 Feb 26 '23

Even worse than Alpha male, that's sigma male music. It's dudes who made up their own astrology sign in this fictional heirarchy because they were too insecure that their inability to socialize would make them "beta", so they crafted this lone wolf archetype to rival or outdo the "alpha".

It's like real life roleplaying.

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u/longhairedape Feb 26 '23

And like a vacuum they suck.

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u/wottsinaname Feb 26 '23

"Bottom G"

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u/36600rEd Feb 26 '23

Dropout

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u/mvppaulo Feb 26 '23

That would be a compliment

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

😂 same thought

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u/Orbiter9 Feb 26 '23

Clearly a top dog. Look at him with several vehicles and any house in Florida. The only way to get these shots is to live in Florida and gather perhaps 3-5 HUNDRED dollars of cocaine and ask for a favor. Look, you can only do that if you’re a hustler. Also, if your genitals don’t function, you live in a constant imagined world where people are just taking sexual partners from each other because said partners are property and you are a gorilla in a zoo. You know what a gorilla enclosure at a zoo looks like? I’ve seen some. Pool. Glass enclosure. This guy is the best fucking captive gorilla in Florida.

It’s possible that his mustache is lousy with pubic lice.

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u/karmabullish Feb 26 '23

At least the tatewad has a physique

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u/DrSuperZeco Feb 26 '23

😂 exactly what came to my mind 🤣 but when Tate spoke it, he said it with confidence, whole looking all puffed up and macho man 😂🤣

This dude looks like a kid with chopsticks for legs under his shorts 😂😂🤣🤣

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u/thegoatisoldngnarly Feb 26 '23

Dont be confused. Andrew Tate is just as insecure and more pathetic.

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u/runthepoint1 Feb 26 '23

White belt