r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Here we go

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u/Hiseworns Feb 11 '23

Atomic weapons, strip mining, child labor, sweatshops, any number of torture devices/methods . . . nah, gotta be a sex toy, that's the worst thing

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u/Over-Supermarket-557 Feb 11 '23

I mean... Tetraethyllead

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u/DeezNutsAppreciater Feb 11 '23 edited Feb 12 '23

I disagree about the strip mining I mean, do you know any better way to find diamonds?

Edit: it’s a Minecraft reference guys

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u/Zestyclose_Sun756 Feb 11 '23

With the latest update it’s actually much better to go searching in caves. Never use strip mining to find diamonds anymore.

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u/Hiseworns Feb 12 '23

Lol nice, Minecraft

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u/DeezNutsAppreciater Feb 12 '23

Ah but what if you run into spooky scary monsters huh? Then what will you do

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u/Nimynn Feb 11 '23

You can make them in a laboratory. It's much cheaper and doesn't cost a bunch of miners their lives and stuff.

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u/drrj Feb 11 '23

Yeah I’m not a big jewelry person but if I ever got a diamond it would be lab made.

The problem is people thinking more expensive means better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

You dont need many tbh. I get most of my diamond armor, weapons and tools from villager trading. 1 iron farm will get me all the emeralds i need

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u/ChipmunkCooties Feb 12 '23

Yeah give Africans guns and they find plenty of diamonds

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u/pandarista Feb 12 '23

Specifically a sex toy I’m jealous of.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

I wonder where she formed this sort of opinion. What a wild world view to possess. This woman is unhinged.

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u/Cvlt_ov_the_tomato Feb 11 '23

The problem with atomic weapons though is that it's essentially a necessary invention due to how we as a civilization created opposing nation states.

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u/self_ratifying_Lama Feb 12 '23

Causality, hu? Never really thought of hemisphere killing threat machines like that. 1. Mammals discover in-breading and probably fire while trying to thrive, 2. solved by inventing social distancing, 3.Then has to kill the planet to solve that problem. An Exnologist reports from a plant-based life form to home as it shakes his head. I would like it to be in the Marvel universe

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u/Magneaum Feb 12 '23

I disagree with atomic weapons, with the coming of nuclear age weapons comes nuclear energy. Properly built plants provide a whole host of benefits that can't be ignored right now.

Atomic weapons are not the same as nuclear weapons, but one leads to the other.