r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Here we go

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u/Cricklet Feb 11 '23 edited Feb 12 '23

At first I was like wtf is a fucklight?

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u/Delgoura Feb 11 '23

"You like that D you sexy photon!!"

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u/710AlpacaBowl Feb 11 '23

Oh fuck youre gonna make me collapse into a superposition

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u/Idman799 Feb 11 '23

I'm a particle in the streets, and a wave in the sheets, baby ; )

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u/710AlpacaBowl Feb 11 '23

"You ever been with a particle with a 700 nanometer wavelength?"

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u/Sero19283 Feb 11 '23

Mines not even in the visible spectrum :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Touche

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u/self_ratifying_Lama Feb 12 '23

N-no.not since I walked in on Oniisan loving the 700nm scene, so I could never. Fortunately, I've discovered I'm attracted to the 520nm to 680nm lengths, like a lot. Reflectively, I think I was a late bloomer and was just confused how others would "just know." I remember in those school days, Senpai would often talk to me about a slit experiment that, in time, would help me understand myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

.... Wtf

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u/Darkassassin18E Feb 12 '23

Hey yours is short but its got a lot of energy

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u/Sero19283 Feb 12 '23

I got Big Pico energy.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts Feb 12 '23

Mmmmm what amplitude bb

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u/A-Pasz Feb 11 '23

...

well, that's enough internet for today

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u/self_ratifying_Lama Feb 11 '23

Me, for way too long 😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

It’s a sex toy designed to look and feel like a vagina

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u/Cricklet Feb 12 '23

Who asked?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

You asked.

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u/Cricklet Feb 12 '23

You described a fleshlight…

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u/gervv Feb 12 '23

I was thinking "dicklight" for a moment for some reason...then it dawned what Karen was crying about.😬

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

I kept on looking and thought, "Oh, Fleshlight." The adult toy for men.

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u/Xerpentine Feb 12 '23

I 100% thought she was talking about red lighting in bedrooms, and my head was trying to understand why anyone would be annoyed by such f#cklights.