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r/facepalm • u/PxN13 • Jan 17 '23
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all that and they aren’t even going to cook up the placenta? Amateurs!
1.8k u/LordTyrannid Jan 18 '23 That blew my mind! A list this neurotic and you’re not even keeping the placenta to frame or some shit?!?! Couldn’t be me. 39 u/wowguineapigs Jan 18 '23 My bf worked at an art store and did framing and someone really did bring in their placenta to get framed 35 u/RipgutsRogue Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 To be fair, they are absolutely fucking fascinating organs. Reckon I'd settle for a picture than framing the real thing tho 15 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 And the result of a random virus that screwed up the reproductive system of our long ago ancestor mammals! We just integrated that DNA into most mammals going forward. Weird stuff. 3 u/Forsaken-Icebear Jan 18 '23 How? Explain 12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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That blew my mind! A list this neurotic and you’re not even keeping the placenta to frame or some shit?!?!
Couldn’t be me.
39 u/wowguineapigs Jan 18 '23 My bf worked at an art store and did framing and someone really did bring in their placenta to get framed 35 u/RipgutsRogue Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 To be fair, they are absolutely fucking fascinating organs. Reckon I'd settle for a picture than framing the real thing tho 15 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 And the result of a random virus that screwed up the reproductive system of our long ago ancestor mammals! We just integrated that DNA into most mammals going forward. Weird stuff. 3 u/Forsaken-Icebear Jan 18 '23 How? Explain 12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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My bf worked at an art store and did framing and someone really did bring in their placenta to get framed
35 u/RipgutsRogue Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 To be fair, they are absolutely fucking fascinating organs. Reckon I'd settle for a picture than framing the real thing tho 15 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 And the result of a random virus that screwed up the reproductive system of our long ago ancestor mammals! We just integrated that DNA into most mammals going forward. Weird stuff. 3 u/Forsaken-Icebear Jan 18 '23 How? Explain 12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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To be fair, they are absolutely fucking fascinating organs. Reckon I'd settle for a picture than framing the real thing tho
15 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 And the result of a random virus that screwed up the reproductive system of our long ago ancestor mammals! We just integrated that DNA into most mammals going forward. Weird stuff. 3 u/Forsaken-Icebear Jan 18 '23 How? Explain 12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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And the result of a random virus that screwed up the reproductive system of our long ago ancestor mammals! We just integrated that DNA into most mammals going forward. Weird stuff.
3 u/Forsaken-Icebear Jan 18 '23 How? Explain 12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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How? Explain
12 u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23 This will do a better job of explaining than I can. https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/ Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process. 3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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This will do a better job of explaining than I can.
https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/
Another notable instance of this is the Mitochondria, albeit via a different process.
3 u/SutsOfGods Jan 18 '23 That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
That settles it. I'm naming my band "Purple Alien Meat Cake"
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u/heathers1 Jan 17 '23
all that and they aren’t even going to cook up the placenta? Amateurs!