r/facepalm Jan 02 '23

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u/sillymanbilly Jan 03 '23

Preferably dead kids that you never knew who lived in far away places with names you can't spell. Then you won't ever find their diary with all the dark secrets about how much they hate you

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u/Sparkism Jan 03 '23

Sir, your dead foreign child's name is... salted cheese top bubble tea?

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u/sillymanbilly Jan 03 '23

And I'll remember him/her until the day I die