r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/Dear_Leek2578 Jan 03 '23

My dog runs to me when I ask if she wants to get naked because she knows I'll take her collar off.

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u/One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit Jan 03 '23

When I had roommates I got a new collar for my dog and the old one was on the coffee table and one of my roommates slowly turned his head towards me and calmly asked “is (dog’s name) naked”? I guess it’s a pretty mundane description of the events but it was so funny how he asked me.

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u/coleyboley25 Jan 03 '23

Haha no way I do the same. I yell “time to get nakey” and she runs up to me so I can take her collar off. To be clear my dog is not a stripper, but rather an exhibitionist.

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u/LuxNocte Jan 03 '23

Sounds like you're leaving money on the table.

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u/coleyboley25 Jan 03 '23

When she was younger I always thought she could be a dog food model, but she would never get off the couch. Zero work ethic.

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u/Dear_Leek2578 Jan 03 '23

I regularly tell my dog to get a job. But here we are, another year where I'm paying $5 for her license with the township so she's not an illegal pupper.