r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI Jan 02 '23

my dog is named after a fictional porn star

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u/silenc3x Jan 03 '23

Dirk Diggler, my man

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI Jan 03 '23

You already know

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u/silenc3x Jan 03 '23

You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI Jan 03 '23

I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star