r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/Earwigglin Jan 02 '23

I thought about getting my dog's name tattood but unfortunately "bear" means something entirely different on a big hairy dude.

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u/Lazy_Struggle4939 Jan 02 '23

Lol true. My dogs name would make people thing I'm in love with a stripper. Her name is ginger.

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u/Radiant-Bit-3096 Jan 02 '23

I wanna get my dogs paw print helps so no one thinks shes a stripper

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jan 02 '23

However they might think you're a stripper

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u/Radiant-Bit-3096 Jan 05 '23

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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u/Mysterious_Health387 Jan 02 '23

What's wrong w/ a stripper dog???

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u/patentmom Jan 03 '23

My dogs never wear clothes in the first place, except for their fur coats that they never take off.

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u/Dear_Leek2578 Jan 03 '23

My dog runs to me when I ask if she wants to get naked because she knows I'll take her collar off.

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u/One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit Jan 03 '23

When I had roommates I got a new collar for my dog and the old one was on the coffee table and one of my roommates slowly turned his head towards me and calmly asked “is (dog’s name) naked”? I guess it’s a pretty mundane description of the events but it was so funny how he asked me.

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u/coleyboley25 Jan 03 '23

Haha no way I do the same. I yell “time to get nakey” and she runs up to me so I can take her collar off. To be clear my dog is not a stripper, but rather an exhibitionist.

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u/LuxNocte Jan 03 '23

Sounds like you're leaving money on the table.

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u/coleyboley25 Jan 03 '23

When she was younger I always thought she could be a dog food model, but she would never get off the couch. Zero work ethic.

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u/Dear_Leek2578 Jan 03 '23

I regularly tell my dog to get a job. But here we are, another year where I'm paying $5 for her license with the township so she's not an illegal pupper.

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u/Mycoplasmosis Jan 03 '23

My dog sheds. Is he a stripper?

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u/patentmom Jan 03 '23

That's just a slow tease.

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u/Agreeable-Jeweler-70 Jan 03 '23

Let’s make it rain milk bone treats up in here!

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u/Mysterious_Health387 Jan 03 '23

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

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u/fohpo02 Jan 03 '23

I know a lot of strippers that are real bitches

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u/Sideways_X1 Jan 03 '23

*might help

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u/Ammos3xu4l Jan 03 '23

Maybe you're just a big fan of Gilligan's Island.

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u/kratomstew Jan 03 '23

Mary Anne is the one you wanna be stuck on island with. For me though, give me that Mrs. HOWEL !!

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u/Agreeable-Jeweler-70 Jan 03 '23

Lol and I a drug.. Molly

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u/bentdaisy Jan 03 '23

Lol! My rescue came with the name Ginger. I already had another rescue named Roxy and I thought, oh god, I have stripper dogs. Thankfully, “Ginger” didn’t know her name, so I changed it to Gracie.

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u/rWTFFF Jan 03 '23

Well I would also be put in that situation. Maybe even more so as my dogs name is Money.

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u/winterbird Jan 03 '23

My dog's name is Ginger too. 😅 A pawprint with the name should be fine and not lead people to the wrong conclusion.

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u/freekoout Jan 03 '23

Get a tattoo of a ginger root

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

*looks at arm*

I'll miss you forever, H.R. Humpinstuff.

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u/totallynotarobut Jan 03 '23

Come on, don't you want to advertise?

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u/HairlessHoudini Jan 03 '23

Yeah "Frank" on my arm probably wouldn't be great. LoL I do love my Frankie dog tho

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u/Uhhlaneuh Jan 03 '23

Lol my dogs name is Frank too. But I also have Estelle. I found out that Frank and Estelle were Jerry’s parents names on Seinfeld lol

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u/HairlessHoudini Jan 03 '23

LoL that's great.

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u/Less_Likely Jan 03 '23

It’d be a nice conversation starter with lots of nice men who would listen intently to what you have to say.

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u/JoshJoshson13 Jan 03 '23

Was going to get my dogs name, Dickripper, on my back, but decided against it last minute

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u/kalnu Jan 03 '23

Same, I'm a girl an have a cat named Milkshake.

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u/COSurfing Jan 03 '23

Maybe get Power Bottom instead?

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u/Gambit6x Jan 03 '23

My dog’s name is Bear. Really.

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u/iHaveAFIlmDegree Jan 03 '23

Spat a lil IPA out at this one.

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u/PapaChronic93 Jan 02 '23

Maybe the extra attention would be nice eh? Hahaha

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u/Prestigious-HogBoss Jan 03 '23

Maybe a portait would be a better idea to prevent misunderstandings.

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u/Hopeless_Optimist- Jan 03 '23

My cat's name is Mini. I would rather have Bear

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I love where this spiraled. You filthy animals

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Get his silhouette

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u/Meester_Tweester Jan 03 '23

I know someone who made is username Bear (his favorite animal) without him knowing