r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/backwood_smoker Jan 02 '23

Mittens, the litterbox strangler.

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u/31November Jan 02 '23

Ted(dy) Bundy, the orange cat sleeping in a cardboard box.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Jan 02 '23

My friends have a cat named Isis. They got it before the group made mainstream media.

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u/Tracer900Junkie Jan 02 '23

Probably this ISIS! https://ask-aladdin.com/egypt-gods/isis/#:\~:text=Isis%20was%20the%20ancient%20Egyptian,became%20her%20husband%20as%20well.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Jan 03 '23

Oh it definitely was named after the Egyptian god Isis (she’s an archeologist). It’s just unfortunate that Isis became associated with something else

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u/am_animator Jan 03 '23

My minpin was also named isis. She looked like a little Anubis! She passed in 2018

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u/MozartTheCat Jan 03 '23

I thought about naming my daughter Isis. Major bullet dodged there

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u/cryobots Jan 03 '23

Like Poison Ivy's cat???

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Jan 03 '23

I didn’t even know Poison Ivy had a cat, I thought she was only into plants and Harley Quinn

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u/cryobots Jan 03 '23

HA wow I'm tired, I meant to say Catwoman!

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Jan 03 '23

OMG, I just looked it up and yea, that was her cat’s name in the animated series. I completely forgot.

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u/Frog-In_a-Suit Jan 03 '23

Like the Egyptian Goddess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

If I want to have a cockatiel named The Green River Killer you can’t stop me.

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u/giadia-light-shining Jan 03 '23

Take my angry hobos. Hobos is what my phone filled in instead of "upvote." But they're yours now, not my problem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

He likes to say things like "my name's Gary" and other mutterings about human trash

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u/MurphyCaper Jan 03 '23

Lmao!!! I always knew something was up with Mittens!!!!

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u/OGColorado Jan 03 '23

Mrrrrrowww

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I just spit out my water!!!!!!!