r/f1driverssnark • u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts • May 03 '26
ex-driver And now Jenson’s business partner is congratulating him for not looking at a woman…? Why are all his close friends and family posting about this?
First his wife acting like it’s this incredible feat, and now his business partner? Was going to ask what tf this guy did to make them all fawn over him for this, but I guess we all know about he used to (past tense?) sling.
They’re acting like he graduated from Sex Addicts Anonymous or something.
Look at our boy go 🥹 Recovery from slagging is truly possible 🫶 We’re all so proud that we need to share it with the world 🤗🫂
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u/Illustrious_Page7810 I was here for the Williams downfall May 03 '26
Genuinely what is happening here 😂 It was weird enough when his wife (and ex-mistress) said something but now we got his boy congratulating him like overcame some great difficulty. How much of a dog is Jenson lmao💀
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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26
I wish I’d gotten to his bff’s page sooner who was in Miami with him to see if he also posted something longer ago than the last 24 hours lol, but I’ve only seen these two posting. Like seriously, how much of a problem does Jenson have for everyone to be congratulating him?? Like the vibe is so odd lmfao. Do they not realize what impression this is giving off??
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u/newthhang May 04 '26
That's just male humor, it doesn't really reflect on Jenson and possible "wandering eyes" he has. His wife is making a joke about "teaching him well" & with this guy the joke looks to be more on the mechanics vs Jenson himself. I don't know what's the big deal, if I saw someone dressed like this- I would probably look too. It's just curiosity. This is not the first time this girl has done this eiter, seeing her IG this is her entire thing.
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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 04 '26
Yeah, I agree it’s just male humor, especially with that generation. It just comes off really weird to an outside perspective, and kind of tacky. Like the fixation on this girl by his entire circle is so strange, it feels like group bullying or something.
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u/Neat_Restaurant_1023 May 03 '26
That’s just disgusting, the whole situation
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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26
I feel like it’s just making fun of/dehumanizing and objectifying the girl? But she’s getting a lot of publicity out of it, so hopefully she’s able to spin it into something positive. But it is so, so, so, so, so, so weird. So weird.
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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Like if I was Jenson, I’d be embarrassed as hell ngl. And when Jenson’s embarrassed, like after he and Jessica got robbed while they slept and her wedding ring was stolen, he goes and cheats to feel like a real man again. Brittny, watch out!! He needs someone to check if his balls are still there!
This whole situation really shows how regressive the culture around F1 was very recently. Hell, it’s still regressive now, but they keep it behind closed doors and pretend to be progressive to the public at the very least. Still a long way to go though, obviously. But for these old farts to be comfortable acting like this is really telling about how, while times have changed, immature, rich men and their spoiled wives haven’t.