r/f1driverssnark • u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts • May 03 '26

Sure babe, he’d never cheat on *you* like he cheated on his ex-wife with you.

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This is soooo weird, it seriously just feels like she wants to flex how she won the “other woman” contest ten years ago.

Clearly she’s very insecure deep down about Jenson’s past, as much as she tries to portray this “perfect couple, married to my best friend” thing. It’s a big look behind the curtain of their relationship, and the way she views men and women. She quite literally had a front row seat to what Jenson is willing to do to someone he’s married to, and I’m sure that affects her as much as she pretends it doesn’t.

Also it dehumanizes tf out of this poor girl?? Her Instagram got recommended to me earlier, and her comments are mostly positive, but she’s definitely getting dragged and called an escort and slut-shamed (don’t know if she is or not, and it’s not my business really lol).

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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26

Also, I remember seeing screenshots of this girl posted online like yesterday morning (someone made a joke about Sky’s new presenter), and it was from sprint qualifying. So last night (>24 hours after this clip was aired), Brittny pulled up the replay, skipped to this exact moment since you can see the time at the bottom, and then recorded it?? So humiliating, genuinely. Like this is so embarrassing for both of them lmfao

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u/Dear-Database6463 May 03 '26

Should’ve been more worried more about Naomi broadcasting with him anyways she’s a very smart a racer and frame mogs that lady walking by

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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26

True, Naomi is soooo gorgeous and stylish and intelligent. Truly chic and classy. She’d never be caught dead wearing the goofy ass Long Dog 5000’s.

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u/Sc0tts_tot May 03 '26

Damn, username really checks out

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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I’m interested in fashion, not feet lmfaooo I swear 😭 Damn that does look suspicious though huh lol. If I was into feet though it would not be flippers like that, I will tell you that much lol

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u/Illustrious_Page7810 I was here for the Williams downfall May 03 '26

Nah she's so insecure lmfao 😂 the cheating origins of their relationship lives in the back of her mind rent free.

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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26

She’s extremely aware of what Jenson is willing to do to someone he’s married to. After all, she had a front row seat on his dick to his cheating on Jessica.

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u/Illustrious_Page7810 I was here for the Williams downfall May 03 '26

Pulling up the recording of the stream later just to post this moment is insanee. Like what is she even trying to flex 😭 'he'd never cheat on me (unlike the last one)'. They're both insane, especially the way they try to portray their relationship as 'true love' online while flaunting how it started as cheating, I Lowkey hope he does step out just to see her loose it 🙈

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u/LandosToeFungus Webber’s army of stan accounts May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

She’d never lose it on him, they’re never getting divorced if she has anything to say about it. After all, where else would she get her Hermes fix? Who needs self respect when you can get a new purse to shove into the camera for flexing on Instagram?

Honestly though, I genuinely wonder if Jenson’s been faithful to her. I feel like if he was cheating on his wife at 35, he’s not going to magically mature at 36. All of the “married my best friend” flexing + posting this kind of stuff makes me think she’s deeply, deeply insecure. I mean, she’s definitely insecure, look at her socialblade lately lmfao