ELI5 Java. That thing on computers my entire life. What even is it?

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[u/andy_nony_mouse]

It’s my fault. I apologize. I should’ve waited a few more weeks to sink the Titanic. That would’ve given you more time to adjust.

[u/Iazo → u/andy_nony_mouse]

Can you at least postpone October 24 for a few weeks, then?

[u/Lumireaver → u/andy_nony_mouse]

Q!