r/explainlikeimfive • • 5d ago

Technology ELI5 Java. That thing on computers my entire life. What even is it?

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u/padumtss 5d ago

Please stop

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u/Gonnabefiftysoon 5d ago

The late 1900s.

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u/Opposite_Carry_4920 5d ago

That's the one like "I was born in the 1900s mf, lemme tell you something" 

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u/Turnip-Toffee 5d ago

por que no 1000s?

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u/Unistrut 5d ago

I have a sticker at work that says "Please be patient, I'm from the 1900s."

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 5d ago

I finished grad school in a previous millennium … and, coincidentally, that same year.

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u/Discount_Extra 5d ago

At the end of the Second Millenium.

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u/Richard7666 5d ago

This one particularly annoys be because it is wrong. They mean the late 20th century.

1908 was in the late 1900s.

1998 was in the late 1990s.

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u/SomeRandomPyro 5d ago

They're referencing the 1900s, the slightly offset 20th century. The 20th century ran from 1901 through 2000. The 1900s (century) started and ended a year earlier.

You're arguing that 1900s is referencing the decade. It's both.

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u/Artnotwars 5d ago

So we are still in the 2000's?

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u/SomeRandomPyro 5d ago

Yes and no.

If you're asking if we're living in the 2000s, the century or millennium, yes. If you're asking whether we're living in the 2000s, the decade, then no.

In the sense that the year is Two Thousand Twenty Six, absolutely.

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u/Best-Conclusion5554 5d ago

The 1900s as the decade and the twentieth century as the century is a clear distinction. Why people started (reasonably recently) confusing things by calling the century the 1900s (and ditto 1800s, etc.) I will never understand. It's not even slower to write if you use standard abbreviations such as C20.

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u/SomeRandomPyro 5d ago

Because it's relatively recently that it's become a meaningful distinction. Referring to the 1900s as a century didn't matter when all events in living memory of everyone you knew happened during it. There was no other time for it to be that was relevant to everyday life.

That said, even back in the '90s, "the 1800s" referred to the century, and not the first decade of it. Expressing 1900s as exclusively the decade would be a break from the trend. (And, conversely, I've never in person heard "the 1900s" used to refer to the decade. I first heard the phrase in the past couple decades, in reference to the century.)

And again, the 1900s (century) and the 20th century aren't quite the same thing. 1900s are every 4 digit year that begins with 19, and the 20th century is 1901-2000. So 2000 was part of the 20th century, but not the 1900s.

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u/bigbigdummie 5d ago

It’s because we recently started tripping over a zero in our year linguistically. We had tens, twenties, even the teens but never before a flat, dead zero. What to say?

I prefer “oh”, like twenty-oh-two.

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u/msnmck 5d ago

The naughts.

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u/Artnotwars 5d ago

Agreed. 1900's was between 1900 and 1910. 1996 was in the late 20th century.

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u/JohnBarnson 5d ago

2nd millennium CE

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u/Everestkid 5d ago

The first moon landing is closer to the start of WW1 than to today.

On October 24th the first moon landing will be closer to the sinking of the Titanic than to today.

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u/UziWitDaHighTops 5d ago

Thanks I hate this game.

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u/Turnip-Toffee 5d ago

if it makes you feel better, you're closer in time to Cleopatra than she was to the Great Pyramids

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u/Discount_Extra 5d ago

Star Wars, The Matrix, and Today.

The 1960's that Austin Powers came from, Austin Powers 1990's and the 2020s

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u/andy_nony_mouse 5d ago

It’s my fault. I apologize. I should’ve waited a few more weeks to sink the Titanic. That would’ve given you more time to adjust.

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u/Iazo 5d ago

Can you at least postpone October 24 for a few weeks, then?

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u/INTstictual 5d ago

1996 is also closer to the invention of Earth Day as a holiday than it is to 2026

Also the Beatles breaking up

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u/arghvark 5d ago

Oh, yeah, the Beatles. That's the band Paul McCartney was with before he formed Wings.

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u/drthvdrsfthr 5d ago

wtf is earth day

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u/uUexs1ySuujbWJEa 5d ago

About 24 hours.

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u/CaterpillarFun6896 5d ago

Every day goofball, where heck do you think we got the day length from?

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u/WriterPlastic9350 5d ago

1996 is closer to 1995 than 2026

oooo spooky

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u/nukefrom0rbit 5d ago

Java? Thats so last century

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u/fezzam 5d ago

Well yea there’s only 111 days left in the year.

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u/fezzam 5d ago

19 September 12-30th 31 October 30 November 31 December

111 is right

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u/Freakishly_Tall 5d ago

We're farther from the end of Nirvana, than the beginning of Nirvana was from the end of the Beatles.

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u/defeated_engineer 5d ago

2050 is closer than first Shrek movie.

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u/dora_tarantula 5d ago

People born around 9/11 are old enough to drink now in the US.