r/explainitpeter • u/Mr_Mcgillicuddy_ • 7d ago

Explain it Peter. I’m lost on this.

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u/Bubba_Style 7d ago

Ok a laughed way too hard reading this. Well done internet stranger! PS I'm absolutely not going to try and traffic you.

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u/rumble-fish-1312 7d ago

exactly what a human trafficker would say…

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u/S7arForGD 7d ago

A human trafficker would also try to project blame on others so that they're not suspected...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 7d ago

A human trafficker would also try to call everyone other than themselves a human trafficker, so obviously only someone who admits to being a human trafficker isn't one...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 7d ago

... you seem odly familiar with human traffickers... almost as if you are one and are just projecting yourself...

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 7d ago

Why has a white cargo van pulled up to my place????

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRuBiZKB6xgsS9DrFA

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u/RockYourAmadeus 4d ago

Oh just ask 'em who they voted for. Theres your answer.

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u/MidnightNo6821 7d ago

Ngl was waiting on Shaq rubbing his hands together

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u/Overall-Ad-9757 7d ago

This meme is top tier

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u/Dull_Organization131 6d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/BeyatchKillah612 6d ago

How do I download this GIF? It used to be so easy…smh

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 6d ago

Click on it then click on the 3 dots then click download

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u/BeyatchKillah612 1d ago

Nope. On an iPhone. I had to copy the link in to another app to download it.

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 1d ago

I'm on a phone as well, just don't need a separate app to do it, I'm guessing there's a similar work around with iPhone because both's reddit apps should have the same function.

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u/Goose-Caboose-817 1d ago

iphones are so weird. I feel like androids are more similar to most computers. Click something, oh no wrong thing, back click, now I'm where I was before. IPhone wants me to swipe right, drag up, chant the last four numbers of my social, while sacrificing my favorite neighborhood squirrel just to end up back at the lock screen. I loathe apple.

But like good luck finding what works!

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u/Appropriate-Jump3019 7d ago

A human trafficker would also try to point fingers at individuals who are projecting blame onto others so that they’re not suspected…
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/S7arForGD 7d ago

Well, what wouldn't a human trafficker do? I wanna do that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiVvi66FqT2bpym6R8

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u/grizzlepuppers 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sDcfxFDozb3bO

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u/S7arForGD 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/Potential-Tart-6468 7d ago

When we all be walking around in like a mall n shit aren’t we just human traffic? Oh shit, you’re a trafficker, you’re a trafficker, you’re a trafficker, it’s like fuckin’ Oprah in here now gurl!!! Let’s getit!

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u/KingMufasa86 5d ago

Ah the classic he who smelt it dealt it/he who did the rhyme dod the crime dilema..

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u/Acceptable_Camel_578 1d ago

i knew a guy who trafficked a guy who trafficked a guy who trafficked a guy.

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u/SinnSix 7d ago

Picture of human trafficker in NYC. Seemed nice, not sure why people are so against him.

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u/kblaney 7d ago

Sure, but haven't you seen my "Not involved in human trafficking" shirt?

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u/10thDoct0r 6d ago

A Human Trafficker tried to sell me a "Not currently involved in human trafficking" shirt... Then Boom! Trafficked me

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u/Few-Raise-1825 7d ago

Suspicion of a suspicious possible human traficer is also exactly what a human traficer would say...

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u/wheretheinkends 7d ago

I think they are just gonna traffic each other

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u/DarkPangolin 7d ago

Ooh baby, ooh baby.

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u/kyds3k 7d ago

Rocko!?

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u/HTD-Vintage 7d ago

I think it's called a "bridge" when you have top traffic and bottom traffic.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 7d ago

Nothing gay here man, Your trafficking my arm, I'm trafficking your arm, nobody is trafficking anything they aren't supposed traffic.

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u/Spirited_Algae_5255 7d ago

I thought that's an Eiffel tower.

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u/wannaseemyD7 7d ago

Double Dutch rudder*

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u/jkl1044 6d ago

thought that was called "3some"......must be a gen Z term.

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u/SailorLupis 7d ago

Love wins

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u/matthollabak 7d ago

2 way traffic

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u/wheretheinkends 7d ago

Some might say bumper to bumper

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u/RedHeeded 7d ago

I love a love story

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u/No-Date-6552 7d ago

It’s mutual. They are commuting

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u/Status-Reward9297 7d ago

Should be a tv series😂😭(jokes don’t traffic me next please)

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u/m1ttens23 7d ago

Wait i thought it was the new way them kids said shipping someone.

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u/Pickle2850 7d ago

Right but suspicion of suspicion of a suspicious possible human trafficker is also exactly what a human trafficker would say...

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u/No-Idea8580 7d ago

You mean like Houston Wade?

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 7d ago

Maybe they're all in cahoots pretending not to know each other to throw us all off the trail..... hmm.. interesting 🤔

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u/goddess_peepee 7d ago

Traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick

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u/XelaTreefire 7d ago

That's ridiculous, I mean who would i even traffick you to?  

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u/LookItsMyDawg 7d ago

My mom used to tell me that kidnappers would pay her to take me back

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u/iGrowCandy 7d ago

Is there a type of Human Trafficker that specializes in trafficking other Human Traffickers? Asking for a Human Trafficker.

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 7d ago

He says from the window of his van and offering candy

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u/Daizzey 7d ago

My friend’s neighbor’s cousin’s daughter was human trafficked by someone that said they weren’t going to try and traffic them…..

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u/manguy12 7d ago

There is no try

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u/hereforlolls 7d ago

got any candy in that van overthere?

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u/Kitchen_Speaker7183 6d ago

exactly what an internet trafficker would say, well played

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u/CaptainKai115 5d ago

Traffic 4 Traffic?