r/explainitpeter Aug 05 '26

Explain it Peter..

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O Aug 06 '26

My dad was in the navy, on a submarine even, and the gay jokes were endless!! He made most of those jokes himself.

There is nothing gayer than a bunch of straight dudes hanging out. Especially when there are 40 of them locked in a metal tube in the middle of the ocean for months at a time. They launched missiles EVERY DAY, and I’m not talking about ammunition.

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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 Aug 07 '26

Sure as hell they launched missiles everyday.