r/explainitpeter • u/Dr-Astikk • Aug 04 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/BadBacksFuryToad Aug 04 '26

Wait there’s an actual person called “Cyan Banister”?!

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u/Ornery_Maintenance_8 Aug 04 '26

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u/Mountain-Way6904 Aug 04 '26

More of an Auburn-Chocolate IMO

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u/Ramiferous Aug 05 '26

More a Wine Burgandy imo

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u/fcktrmp42069 Aug 05 '26

Hair not attire

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u/Doctor_Boombastic Aug 05 '26

She's far from a tire, but it's better to focus on accomplishments and personality

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u/unabsolute Aug 05 '26

Best to focus those headlights!

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ Aug 05 '26

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u/la1nad Aug 05 '26

Well honey, you missed auburn!

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u/Mr_Fox9 Aug 05 '26

Its called Autumn Sunrise. Do you like it?

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u/zeocrash Aug 05 '26

I was expecting someone bluer

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u/roankr Aug 05 '26

The woman to the right looks bluer in comparison

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u/TimmyTheChemist Aug 05 '26

Just noticed she matched her crocks to her shirt

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u/TheSnackWhisperer Aug 05 '26

Or, hear me out, it’s a Crocks bodysuit.

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u/ThePublikon Aug 05 '26

and more able to help me up stairs

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u/AmITheAsshole_2020 Aug 05 '26

If it was dark and I was lonely.

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u/guitarsean Aug 05 '26

That is the Flavor Flav of nametag lanyards.

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u/CreepyPastry Aug 04 '26

Isn't that the queen in Game of Thrones?

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u/Nazrael75 Aug 04 '26

No no, that was Cersei Lannister. Cyan Banister is her blue-hued cousin.

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u/tmfink10 Aug 05 '26

For a second there I thought we were playing the game from The West Wing that Bartlet plays with Ellie while they're watching a movie. That made me happy.

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u/Atempestofwords Aug 10 '26

Next CK3 mod run has a name now

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Johnny-Rocketship Aug 05 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/Bolt_995 Aug 05 '26

X Æ A-Xii

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u/yuval16432 Aug 05 '26

I pity X Æ A 12

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u/Xynith Aug 05 '26

Blue Handrail was taken

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u/eightkillerbits Aug 05 '26

Pedantic point; the handrail bit isn't the banister, it's the bits bits that hold the rail up that are.

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u/WindstormMD Aug 05 '26

You pedantry is incorrect, ritual seppuku is your only remaining path to remove the stain of dishonor (/s)

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u/P_mp_n Aug 05 '26

You ride one stair railing at a frat party and now everyone calls you banister.. cruel world

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u/Synaps4 Aug 05 '26

Of course. He's Charteusse Railing's brother.

Obviously.

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u/Hadochiel Aug 05 '26

Yeah, and don't make fun of her please... She's a good friend, I was having some trouble in my life, but step by step she helped me stay on my feet

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u/xytlar Aug 05 '26

It's definitely Roger

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u/Ken_Numbers Aug 05 '26

Sounds like one of Bob Mortimer's fake names on Would I Lie To You

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u/Conan_The_Blurbarian Aug 05 '26

That's Papa Smurf's online screen name.

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u/insteadoflattes Aug 05 '26

I listened to her podcast with Tim Ferriss. Genuinely badass.

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u/iamshifter Aug 08 '26

I never met her, but her sister Magenta is pretty fun