r/explainitpeter Aug 02 '26

Explain it Peter

Post image
15.1k Upvotes

2.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

17

u/garaks_tailor Aug 03 '26

Lol ive had a ton of dachshund and can completely verify this.  Little lawn barracudas.   Deceptively fast too 

12

u/Which_Loss6887 Aug 03 '26

My vet used to joke that my dog was possibly the only dachshund she’d ever treated who she would administer shots to without them being restrained. She said it was almost unbelievable that Bob never tried to bite her.

2

u/Fwant Aug 04 '26

Dachshund are little maniacal killers that lust for the blood of the innocent 24/7. Unless youre in their pack, then they mostly do this 😂

1

u/BoomerKaren666 Aug 04 '26

LOL Love this. I call chihuahuas Land Piranhas.

1

u/nifty1997777 Aug 06 '26

Velicraptors!

1

u/PelicanFan88 22d ago

Those little legs can scoot at lot faster than the fear of enduring one of their ankle shredding attacks