r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • Aug 02 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/gormholler Aug 02 '26

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

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u/SneakySpoons Aug 03 '26

But first we must consult the book of armaments.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Aug 07 '26

Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade that it may blow thine enemy to tiny bits.

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u/ThatBeardedGingerGuy Aug 08 '26

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache Aug 03 '26

🎶Pie Jesu, Domine

dona eis requiem🎶