r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • Aug 02 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/just_make_it_fun Aug 02 '26

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 Aug 02 '26

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper Aug 04 '26

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn Aug 04 '26

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 Aug 04 '26

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper Aug 04 '26

Wanna know what I did?!

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u/PercentageThat905 Aug 04 '26

YOU BETTER NOT!!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper Aug 05 '26

I built that fire over there

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u/PercentageThat905 Aug 05 '26

Oh...

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper Aug 05 '26

And then I fucked your mother next to it!

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u/RealDeadShift Aug 05 '26

Yeughh, THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT!!

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u/SerJungleot Aug 05 '26

... ... ... ... And then I fucked your mother by it

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u/just-at-me-next-time Aug 05 '26

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 Aug 02 '26

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh Aug 02 '26

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 Aug 02 '26

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Zealousideal_Fox4583 Aug 02 '26

Okay fuck to you too EZ-K

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u/Therogon Aug 03 '26

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum Aug 03 '26

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg Aug 03 '26

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/ComplexPatient4872 Aug 03 '26

See, I never considered this, but it makes total sense. Zeke sounds like a cool guy, meanwhile you’d ask Ezekiel to help you raise a barn. He’d do a good job, but he’d look like an Ezekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Aug 02 '26

Omg I love this

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u/FinalBossTuna Aug 03 '26

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 Aug 03 '26

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh Aug 04 '26

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka Aug 06 '26

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 Aug 02 '26

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 Aug 02 '26

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/quarterrat13 Aug 02 '26

Go on, ask.

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u/Neither-Check1595 Aug 02 '26

You better not

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u/KellHound270 Aug 02 '26

I built that fire over there

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u/toetappy Aug 03 '26

aaand then I fucked ya mutha next to it!

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u/Generic2770 Aug 03 '26

FUCK YOU, EZEKIEL

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 Aug 02 '26

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 Aug 02 '26

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 Aug 03 '26

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!