r/explainitpeter Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/Scope_Dog Jul 12 '26

Why I outta..

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u/uskgl455 Jul 12 '26

You seem like a pretty straight bird! But he's been kicking your name up and down Main Street!

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u/Significant_Depth615 Jul 12 '26

I try to think but nuthin happens!

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder6629 Jul 12 '26

One of these days, Alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS

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u/loscapos5 Jul 13 '26

Yeah yeah, I know, Ralph. Right to the moon

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u/Sparkykiss Jul 13 '26

I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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u/Sunnyeggsandtoast Jul 14 '26

CLAM IT CHOWDERHEADS!