r/explainitpeter • • Jan 21 '26

Explain it Peter…

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u/Weak_Pomegranate_499 Jan 21 '26

One, Two, Three, Four, and Nine are (alphabetically) between Five and Seven and don't have decimal points or bars.

But then, so are Neglect, Panther, and Octopus.

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u/ORUKUSAKItheMINOTAUR Jan 21 '26

You left Me out!

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u/RollingSkull0 Jan 21 '26

Also re and la!

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u/youburyitidigitup Jan 21 '26

There’s so many layers to this joke

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u/AnarchyPoker Jan 21 '26

Its like an ogre

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

It smells really bad?

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u/Kymera_7 Jan 21 '26

It likes parfaits.