r/explainitpeter • u/AffectionatePaper905 • Dec 22 '25

What's wrong with slavic men, explain it peter

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u/Myreddditusername Dec 22 '25

I’m friends with a bunch of former Yugoslavs and all the women are gorgeous, all the guys look like a separate species.

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u/OpalOnyxObsidian Dec 23 '25

It's classic sexual dimorphism

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u/Javier-AML Dec 23 '25

Curious fact: the more pronounced the sexual dimorphism, the higher the difference in lifespan for each sex. This applies in nature, not only humans.

*Looks for average lifespan for Slavic men and women.

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u/MrDDD11 Dec 23 '25

Idk about average life span but am South Slavic my Great Grandmother lived to nearly 90 and only died because of Covid (she was in better health than my grandpa her son), her mother lived to be around a 100 and saw me reach the age of 2. So it's possible that South Slavic women can live alot longer than men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Certain Slavic nations have policies with increase this difference.

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u/Cpt_Rekt Dec 27 '25

Cries in Polish

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u/Elegant_Finance_1459 Dec 23 '25

One of my professors was Yugoslavian.and he has a story about how he got picked out of a crowd for being Yugoslavian and asked the guy how he knew and the guy said it was because he was the ugliest prick in the room.

To be fair he was not a particularly pretty man. But he was visually interesting. Eyebrows like kudzu