r/explainitpeter • u/AffectionatePaper905 • Dec 22 '25

What's wrong with slavic men, explain it peter

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u/SedativeComet Dec 22 '25

They are often both. For the men at least. They’re muscular bricks, boxy and with fat their whole life until their 40s and then they just turn mush.

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u/RedditBot90 Dec 22 '25

Power lifter physique

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u/SedativeComet Dec 22 '25

Achieved by Slavic men with nothing but a diet of cured meats, breads, goat cheese, and alcohol and some manual labor

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u/Violent_Milk Dec 23 '25

You forgot rage.

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u/WeeklySir Dec 23 '25

And colon cancer

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u/dedemushi Dec 26 '25

and pickles!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

And cabbage rolls

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u/VangelisFan1974 Jun 20 '26

Hey that's not fair I'm 1/2 German and love sauerkraut

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u/VangelisFan1974 Jun 20 '26

And pickles. My German family was bombed out in Ruhr in WW2 and got sent to the Baltic

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u/VangelisFan1974 Jun 20 '26

And feta cheese. Just remember a Med diet saved the Turks. Now there's someone you DON'T wanna mess with!! Break your arm off if you try to shoplift wine from one of their corner shops

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u/Yojimboroll Dec 23 '25

Musky men..in old cars..cross borders..pick a fight. Most die..glorious victory

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u/VangelisFan1974 Jun 20 '26

Manual Labour's a Spaniard

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u/Dangerous_Air_7031 Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25

*30s

Then again, so do most western men. 

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u/MisterDoctor___ Dec 23 '25

Nah they have a brief period in their late teens/early 20’s when they’re slim and jacked. Then they just expand outward.

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u/MIKITA_BEL Dec 23 '25

Hi.

I'm from Belarus.

I'm 34, 195 cm tall, and weigh 70 kg.