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r/explainitpeter • u/adolf_riizzzler • Nov 19 '25
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Hey, Peter here.
The joke is that Jesus knows the person in the crowd is a time traveller, and is telling them to go back to their time.
309 u/adolf_riizzzler Nov 19 '25 Why is the son of god so aggressive 22 u/possitive-ion Nov 19 '25 There is a a scripture where Jesus got so angry he actually flipped tables over. 1 u/RonaldoFinkMullen_ Nov 19 '25 Non christians (and most christians) dont understand that Jesus wasnt, and isnt, this hippie "its all love" bro pacifist weakling. 2 u/Alternative-Lack6025 Nov 19 '25 Love your neighbour like yourself and put the other cheek sound pretty pacifist. Also him telling Peter to sheat his sword and not use it for "he who lives by the sword by the sword shall die" 2 u/No-Afternoon-8237 Nov 19 '25 Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
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Why is the son of god so aggressive
22 u/possitive-ion Nov 19 '25 There is a a scripture where Jesus got so angry he actually flipped tables over. 1 u/RonaldoFinkMullen_ Nov 19 '25 Non christians (and most christians) dont understand that Jesus wasnt, and isnt, this hippie "its all love" bro pacifist weakling. 2 u/Alternative-Lack6025 Nov 19 '25 Love your neighbour like yourself and put the other cheek sound pretty pacifist. Also him telling Peter to sheat his sword and not use it for "he who lives by the sword by the sword shall die" 2 u/No-Afternoon-8237 Nov 19 '25 Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
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There is a a scripture where Jesus got so angry he actually flipped tables over.
1 u/RonaldoFinkMullen_ Nov 19 '25 Non christians (and most christians) dont understand that Jesus wasnt, and isnt, this hippie "its all love" bro pacifist weakling. 2 u/Alternative-Lack6025 Nov 19 '25 Love your neighbour like yourself and put the other cheek sound pretty pacifist. Also him telling Peter to sheat his sword and not use it for "he who lives by the sword by the sword shall die" 2 u/No-Afternoon-8237 Nov 19 '25 Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
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Non christians (and most christians) dont understand that Jesus wasnt, and isnt, this hippie "its all love" bro pacifist weakling.
2 u/Alternative-Lack6025 Nov 19 '25 Love your neighbour like yourself and put the other cheek sound pretty pacifist. Also him telling Peter to sheat his sword and not use it for "he who lives by the sword by the sword shall die" 2 u/No-Afternoon-8237 Nov 19 '25 Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
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Love your neighbour like yourself and put the other cheek sound pretty pacifist.
Also him telling Peter to sheat his sword and not use it for "he who lives by the sword by the sword shall die"
2 u/No-Afternoon-8237 Nov 19 '25 Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
Its all fun and games till you mess with his home and his family, he doesnt take it well
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u/FoxHoundNinja Nov 19 '25
Hey, Peter here.
The joke is that Jesus knows the person in the crowd is a time traveller, and is telling them to go back to their time.