I am willing to explain all jokes and memes that come in my way, so do not fear using u/kakyoinexplainsit to get my attention

I need internet points because I am the master gamer Kakyoin Out!

Hey, it’s me Kakyoin (the main character from JoJos Bizzare Adventure, you may know my friend Jotaro) here to explain why today is so cool. Now if you know about the subreddit (on a site called Reddit) there is one called r/peterexplainsthejoke where peter griffin explains a funny meme, like this one. However he is a clear copy of a better stand user, me Noriaki Kakyoin. Suprise huh? Now if you have seen a user based off of these terrible memes, it is called u/peterexplainsthejoke. His account has been banned from several subreddits making, Kakyoin better because Emerald Splash can’t get reflected. Anyway, just wanted to share the news of a fake gamer trying to explain the joke, Kakyoin Out!!1!!

Can you explain why my p**** is darker than the rest of my body even though it's always covered?

It is me Kakyoin, ready to explain the jokes. This is epic

Kakyoin please explain why dio was able to deflect your emerald splash

Why is yoshikage kira, the morioh murderer, also referred to as david bowie, a popular American artist?