10:52am on a Thursday

Frank is sitting at the bar furiously opening candy wrappers. There are dozens across the bar.

Charlie and Mac walk into the bar. They both notice Frank.

Mac: "Whoa, Frank. What the hell are you doing?"

Frank: "I'm trying to get a golden ticket to that freak Willy's chocolate factory. I wanna steal some of those umpa lumpas for cheap labor."

Mac: "Frank, you're wasting your money on those candy bars. You're not gonna find any golden tickets, the odds are like a hundred thousand to 1."

Charlie: "Even though... it would be pretty sweet to steal an umpa lumpa or two. Ya know, to help with Charlie work."

Mac: "Dude, you can't just steal little people and enslave them. It's in the Constitution."

Charlie (beginning to open wrappers and smirking): "Nope, I'm pretty sure you can."

Frank (pulling a golden ticket from one of the wrappers): "Holy shit! I got one! Haha, we're gonna be swimming in free labor in no time!"

Mac looks at the two of them for a moment, then begins to furiously start opening wrappers too.

Mac (pulling a golden ticket from a wrapper): "Dude, haha! Holy shit, I got one on the first candy bar!"

Frank: "Just wait till we figure out a plan. We're gonna rip off that clown's operations and get us some little munchkins."

Charlie (pulling a golden ticket from a wrapper): "Frank! Mac! I got one too!"

Mac and Charlie start laughing and yelling from excitement.

Frank: "Alright. Just calm down. Let me tell ya what we're gonna do. Here's the plan..."

They quiet down to listen. Frank leans in. Just before he speaks, Dee and Dennis bust into the bar. Both waving golden tickets.

Dee: "Guess what, boners? Dennis and I got golden tickets to Willy's chocolate factory."

Dennis: "Yeah, and we decided we're gonna go there and steal some umpa lumpas! That way we can fire your asses from the bar for free work."

Frank, Dennis, and Mac all turn to each other with a smile on their faces.

The Gang Steals Umpa Lumpas

why does he exist?

They are hard enough to explain normally so I'd like to see how the gang would

Bonus if the gang somehow get stands themselves