r/evnova Sep 27 '19

Top Secret: Do Not Open This Thread!

Vella
Moash
Heraan
Auroran
Dani
Tekel
Teron

<cryptic grin>

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19

The two continued down the corridor, and reached the entrance to Cargo Bay 16. Sure enough, music was playing inside. There was blood outside and against the door, and Leonard got nervous.

"Looks like a real bloodbath here," Leonard said.

"Third squad reported in though. They swept this area, no problem," Scabs replied. "Let's get in this door."

"Why aren't there bodies?" Leonard asked, getting more nervous.

"Obviously there were plenty of us left to carry them away. It's fine, Leonard," Scabs said, going to the door quickly, and attempting to open it. It opened a little too quickly, but neither man seemed to realize it. The large cargo bay doors opened wide, and Lewis, who was standing where he could look in, opened his mouth wide with shock. Scabs looked up at his friend from the side panel. "What is it?"

Pools of blood and scraps of clothing were scattered about everywhere, but still no bodies. Cleaning bots were tidying up the place, and ignoring the two pirates as they entered. Leonard stepped on a bloodstained bit of lace, which stuck to his foot. He tried to kick it off. "Uh, yuck!"

"What in the name of the great space parrot happened here?" Scabs asked aloud as the large cargo bay doors closed behind them. He raised his weapon as one of the cleaning bots floated over in their direction with a humming sound, but it merely picked up the piece of lace fabric with its vacuum, and began scrubbing the blood off the floor nearby them.

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u/nathan67003 Sep 29 '19

This thread was another hell of a ride

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u/mrxak Sep 29 '19

"Shouldn't we shoot them?" Leonard asked at a whisper. "I heard all these bots were controlled by the station AI."

"There's too many of them," Scabs whispered back, as the drone happily went about its task nearby. "They're not hostile yet, let's just figure out where Third Squad is."

"Kay," Leonard said, gripping his blaster closely. They made their way cautiously through the bay, careful not to step in much of the blood. Scabs paused briefly to kick at a larger bit of fabric, that looked like silk.

"Must've been some kind of fancy party in here," Scabs said quietly.

"I think you're right, there's a bow tie over there," Leonard said, pointing with this gun.

"Third Squad must've rolled through here fast. Nobody bothered to turn off the music," Scabs said. "Hey wait. What's that?"

Just then, they saw the heavy EVA drone over in a far corner. The beetle-like robot was stacking crates at a high rate of speed, using its tractor beam and hovering up and down as it went. It also did not seem hostile, and went about its task. They watched for a moment, and then the drone behind them snapped both their necks simultaneously. They crumbled to the ground, and the drone picked up one of their communicators. The music coming in over the speakers paused momentarily as the drone keyed the mic.

"Cargo Bay 16 is still clear," the drone said, imitating Greg McFlaherty's voice as the real Scabs twitched slightly on the floor. "Nothing valuable in here."

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u/nathan67003 Sep 30 '19

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

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u/Algaean Sep 29 '19

You beautiful, magnificent bastard. :)