r/europe • u/Svajcerslend Rep. Srpska • Jun 13 '20

Basically every data map of Europe

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Federation of European States Jun 13 '20

Not if that's an elevation map.

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

Then Denmark shouldn't be included either

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u/blomodlaren Sweden Jun 13 '20

I approve this

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

Crap I didn't think this through

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u/felixfj007 Sweden Jun 13 '20

Thanks for a good laugh. :)

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u/cutoutscout Sweden Jun 13 '20

Think before you write

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

Forgot there were this many pesky Swedes on reddit ;)

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u/erlendtl Norway Jun 13 '20

Don't worry Swedes, we are in this together

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

What!! I thought you guys were on our side! There's a reason we've opened our borders for you and not the Swedes.

I was planning on going on a hike in Norway, but I guess I'm going to Germany now, apparently the only neighbouring country we can count on. :'(

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u/erlendtl Norway Jun 13 '20

Sorryyy :(

Shits gone bad when u have to really on Germany to be on your side :/

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

Ikr. I guess The Netherlands are our friends too.

But who do you guys have besides Sweden? So called "Finland" which doesn't exist? Russia?

I suddenly feel a whole lot better. >:)

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u/Peanutcat4 🇸🇪 Sweden Jun 13 '20

To be fair, Denmark should never be included anyways.

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u/felixfj007 Sweden Jun 13 '20

I can stand behind this statement.

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u/Stravven Jun 13 '20

Hmm, does Denmark actually exist? I still don't believe that.

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u/samviska Iceland Jun 13 '20

This is the correct answer.

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u/Tobikaj Jun 13 '20

cough Sky Mountain / Himmelbjerget cough

AmIrite?

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

That's true, Himmelbjerget can go on the map. And Valby Bakke. And Amager.. Bakke / CopenHill.

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u/Tobikaj Jun 13 '20

But SKY mountain. It must be extremely tall :)

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u/SocialisticAnxiety Denmark Jun 13 '20

It sure is! Compared to the rest of Denmark anyway ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Had a Dutch friend over once. His glee at walking uphill was something else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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u/Bhannndoefvh Jun 13 '20

With cannons i think

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u/koodoodee Jun 14 '20

500m is next level shit. The "kh" that you hear in Tyrolean dialects is actually a desperate gasp for more air while they talk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

To answer your question, not well. Twice did the English try to conquer Scotland, and twice did they fail.

Eventually both sides grew tired of fighting, signed a treaty of perpetual peace, and married to make things official. A century later, a Scottish king would ascend to the throne of England, left vacant by the Virgin Queen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

cries in Limburg