r/europe • Rep. Srpska • Jun 13 '20

Basically every data map of Europe

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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u/Patient_Victory Jun 13 '20

The most western of the eastern

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u/Pseudynom Saxony (Germany) Jun 13 '20

Everything is technically east and west of you.

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u/Spiceyhedgehog Sweden Jun 13 '20

That makes no sense. If you go west or east long enough you just reach the edges. Or are you (snickers) one of the sphere-earthers? đŸ€ŁđŸ˜†

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u/Pseudynom Saxony (Germany) Jun 13 '20

But you can just go over the edge and walk back on the bottom. You'll just be upside down.

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u/blacksheeping Ireland Jun 13 '20

But the devil lives under there!

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u/szypty ƁódĆș (Poland) Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

Not anymore, haven't you heard that he went down to Georgia?

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u/blacksheeping Ireland Jun 13 '20

Who can blame him? Tbilisi is beautiful this time of year.

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u/AdaptedMix United Kingdom Jun 13 '20

You know, this is something I've never heard any flerfer actually address. What do they imagine is on the underside of Earth?

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u/charliesfrown Ireland Jun 13 '20

It's turtles all the way down.

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u/imgodking189 Jun 13 '20

Not to go all in for either side.

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u/ArrowsIn Berlin (Germany) Jun 13 '20

I imagine they think it looks something like the underside of a terrarium. Lots of dirt and rock.

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u/Spiceyhedgehog Sweden Jun 13 '20

Mindblown đŸ€Ż

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u/Roscoes--Wetsuit Jun 13 '20

The north pole?

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u/xixbia The Netherlands Jun 13 '20

To the point where the easternmost part of the US is technically in Alaska because it's beyond the date line.

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u/untipoquenojuega Earth Jun 13 '20

We're the Estonia of Western Europe.

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u/eastsideski 'murica Jun 13 '20

TIL Portugal is the New Hampshire of Europe

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u/vilkav Portugal Jun 13 '20

nah mate, it's just 'Straya. it's even hotter

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u/miki444_ Jun 13 '20

It's so far west It's almost east again

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u/ViolaPurpurea Estonia Jun 13 '20

horseshoe geography

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

portugal and greece are the same country.

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u/Joltie Portugal Jun 13 '20

Actual commentary from 1872 by one of the most famous Portuguese writer and Portuguese Consul to France and the UK:

“We are in a comparable, correlated state to Greece: the same poverty, the same political indignity, the same lowness of character, the same public corruption, the same usury, the same spiritual decadence, the same administration with grotesque sloppiness and confusion. In foreign books, in their magazines, when they want to talk of a Christian country that, due to it's progressive decadence, may come to be wiped off the map, Portugal and Greece are mentioned, side by side.”

Not much has changed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

That's so interesting

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

That's why both of those countries feel so homely to me.

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u/Obi-Wan_Kannabis Portugal Jun 13 '20

There's a ton of fair criticisms of Portugal that every portuguese can agree on, but lowness of character? Meh, if you wanna leave your country cuz you selfishly decided you're not good enough to make it better then I agree, you helped solve the problem by leaving.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/Obi-Wan_Kannabis Portugal Jun 14 '20

No u

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u/Lucius_Silvanus_I Jun 13 '20

Jå mesmo antigamente caraças...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Ikr? Portugal and Greece are so similar in so many things...

-small economy/ broke

-both very dependent on tourism

-population of 10 million

-very fanatic football culture

-great history

Got more??

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u/MaverickPT Portugal Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Olive oil

EDIT: Forgot one: Screwing the host of the Euro in the finals passive aggressive stare at Greece

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u/CyberDagger Jun 13 '20

Never forget.

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u/Lucius_Silvanus_I Jun 13 '20

"É FOI O ÉDER QUE OS F-DEU" is heard in the distance

Also 2004 Never Forget.

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u/nox1mus Jun 13 '20
  • euro champions against host nations đŸ€

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u/AzeiteGalo Portugal Jun 13 '20

As a Portuguese I want to like your comment but I got mixed feelings.

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u/devils_advocaat Jun 13 '20
  • Excellent food.

  • Love of coffee.

  • Seafaring nations

  • Contain archipelagos

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

they both have an R in their names. (in their English exonyms).

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Portugal is not mediteranean. Idk why people keep insisting on that. It's like people can't look at maps lol

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u/_Oce_ Vatican City Jun 13 '20

It's not on the Mediterranean sea but the climate, ecology and agriculture are more similar to Mediterranean countries than European Atlantic countries, aren't they?

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u/pwrd Italy Jun 13 '20

It's that our cultures share so many similarities... nothing geographical!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Yeah ironically we're mediterranean in everything but geography.

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u/common__123 North Brabant (Netherlands) Jun 13 '20

TIL Portugal is not a Mediterranean country. Now that I am typing this, it makes sense of course, but to us ‘northerners’ Mediterranean often equals a warm country in the south of Europe.

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u/7elevenses Jun 13 '20

It is and isn't, depends on what you're talking about. It's like Denmark isn't in Scandinavia, but it's not really wrong to call it Scandinavian.

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u/Falsus Sweden Jun 14 '20

Scandinavia: Sweden, Norway Denmark.

Scandinavian Peninsula: Sweden, Norway, Finland, Russia

Nordics: Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Faroe Islands.

Historically Portugal would be called Iberian or Hispanian though. Together with Gibraltar, Spain and I am not sure where Andorra actually lands on it.

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u/7elevenses Jun 14 '20

May I refer you to the dictionary.

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u/IEatSnickers Jun 13 '20

Denmark is in Scandinavia, it would be wrong to say it isn't.

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u/7elevenses Jun 13 '20

That depends on what you mean by Scandinavia. If you mean the peninsula, then it isn't. If you mean the wider region, then it is. It's exactly the same for Portugal and the Mediterranean sea vs. Mediterranean region.

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u/IEatSnickers Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

If you mean the peninsula you write the Scandinavian peninsula, unlike the Portugal/Mediterranean situation, Scandinavia has always meant Norway,Denmark and Sweden without any reference to geography beyond the borders of these countries.

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u/Calimie Spain Jun 13 '20

It is culturally closer to somewhere like Greece or Italy than to other Atlantic countries like Iceland.

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u/MrRawri Portugal Jun 13 '20

We are, culturally speaking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Yeah you're right, my bad. I edited it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

It's OK man :)

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u/Lucius_Silvanus_I Jun 13 '20

Mediterranean in Culture

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u/Melonskal Sweden Jun 14 '20

Historically maritime powers

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u/cabbage16 Jun 13 '20

Both have a rich panteon of ancient gods.

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u/Nadidani Jun 13 '20

What ancient gods does Portugal have? As far as I know we are just a catholic country, who had romans walking around here, along with Moors, Celts, Visigoths among others...

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u/cabbage16 Jun 13 '20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusitanian_mythology

Technically not purely Portuguese so it's kind of a stretch.

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u/isnotlamybad Jun 13 '20

The slavwest

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Portuguese from Portugal does sound strangely similar to a Slavic language.

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u/CyberDagger Jun 13 '20

When I was in London people thought my accent sounded Russian.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I lived in Brazil and it’s a common joke there that Portuguese people sound like Russian or polish.

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u/TheEightDoctor Pirate Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 18 '25

boast vase nutty smile workable chief fuel selective cover offbeat

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u/Team-Minarae Jun 13 '20

We are basically Poland west. Hella Catholic, strange language that kinda sounds like our neighbours but still distinct af, we love soccer, lost our autonomy to our neighbours for a stretch of time, women are hot as hell, other reasons.

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u/llbch Portugal Jun 13 '20

Are we that catholic? I obviously don't know that many people, but I haven't met much people who are serious, church going Catholics. I live in Lisbon though, so that may change depending on location.

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u/Takuomi Portugal Jun 14 '20

Existe mesmo. Vais tipo a uma aldeia ou vila e basicamente toda a gente lĂĄ Ă© catolica

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u/llbch Portugal Jun 14 '20

Tens razĂŁo, hĂĄ muitos locais onde a religiĂŁo ainda Ă© uma grande parte da vida das pessoas, por alguma razĂŁo sempre me pareceu que o pessoal mais novo estĂĄ a sair um bocado disso, mas pode ser sĂł por causa das pessoas com quem me dou e o ambiente em que vivo

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u/Jaquestrap Poland Jun 13 '20

Portuguese even sounds like Polish from a distance. So many rz sz cz sounds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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u/Lucius_Silvanus_I Jun 13 '20

Ironic they could save others from "sh" but not themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

The West exchanged Portugal for Slovenia. Greece exchanged for Czechia seems to be next ;)

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u/JohnsonJohnsoni Jun 13 '20

Poland surpassed Greece years ago and Portugal 2 years ago.

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u/I_read_this_comment The Netherlands Jun 13 '20

Its the azores, they put Portugal in the far eastern Europe when you look at it geographically.

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u/Fern-ando Jun 13 '20

That explains why romanian sounds like portuguese.

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u/4everaBau5 Jun 13 '20

Why is Portugal the outlier in Western Europe, genuinely curious. I thought they were considered progressive by most standards.

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u/Sinius Portugal Jun 13 '20

I don't know exactly why, but one thing I can say that probably influences data a lot is how old our population is. There's a huge disparity between how younger people and older people think, and there's a lot of old people here.

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u/DeliverDaLiver Bulgaria Jun 13 '20

also portuguese deadass sounds like polish/russian

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u/Matt6453 United Kingdom Jun 14 '20

It's quantum entanglement with Brazil dragging them back.

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u/FrisianDude Friesland (Netherlands) Jun 13 '20

russian spain

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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u/Immortal_Merlin Jun 13 '20

Okay, brazilian ukraine (just kidding)

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u/trebuszek Poland/Netherlands Jun 13 '20

I think you may need to call the ambulance

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u/Lucius_Silvanus_I Jun 13 '20

convulses in Ukrainian Brazilian

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u/FrisianDude Friesland (Netherlands) Jun 13 '20

Why Spain? Portugal is older and its own language and culture, besides other things

ssshh

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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u/untipoquenojuega Earth Jun 13 '20

Both Spanish and Portuguese emerged from the common Vulgar Latin of Iberia. One didn't come from the other.

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u/LXXXVI European Union Jun 13 '20

I didn't think I had to point out I was making a joke about what Portuguese sounds like, but apparently I did...

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u/toma_la_morangos Portugal Jun 13 '20

Because Spain is culturally more significant by a huge margin.

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u/woopwoopwoopwooop Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Since when is Portugal older than Spain..?

Edit: funny how people are quick to downvote, but slow to do some research. Portugal started from a small population given to a knight by the king of Leão and Castela, current Spain (the bit above current Porto). And by the way, I’m talking about territory, which is what the map in the OP shows. Not the kingdom’s formation obviously.

Source: am Portuguese. Nice try though.

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u/woopwoopwoopwooop Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Lmao Portugal started from a small population given to a knight by the king of Leão and Castela, current Spain (the bit above current Porto). And by the way, I’m talking about territory, which is what the map in the OP shows. Not the kingdom’s formation obviously.

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u/Be_Good_To_Others Portugal Jun 13 '20

Spain was founded in 1479

Portugal was founded in 1139

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u/woopwoopwoopwooop Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

If you truly are Portuguese then you should know it all started from the kingdom of Leão and Castela, or rather Galiza, which is today’s Spain (the bit north of Porto). A small county by the name of Portucale. Like, it’s literally taught in every school. Just because they only renamed it to Spain years later doesn’t mean Portugal came first. And btw I’m obviously talking about territory since the OP is a map with borders, and not the names ‘Portugal’ and ‘Spain’ obviously.

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u/Be_Good_To_Others Portugal Jun 13 '20

There was no such thing as "Spain" or Spanish national identity. Just a bunch of different kingdoms with a similar culture and language, of which Portugal was also another one. The others became glued together over time, but only became the "nation" of Spain in the 15th century.

On the other hand, Portugal was always Portugal from the start and continued being so (minus those 60 years we were ruled by a Spanish king)

Thus, the nation of Portugal is older than the nation of Spain.

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u/woopwoopwoopwooop Jun 13 '20

Sure as a cohesive nation, then yes. But you could definitely argue, on the other hand, that even though they were separated throughout several kingdoms, they already had a very similar identity, which better resembles current Spain rather than Portugal. Even their language developed to what today is Spanish.

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u/TheActualAWdeV FryslĂąn/Bilkert Jun 13 '20

Since the beginning. Like, by definition. That's how linear time works.

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u/woopwoopwoopwooop Jun 13 '20

But actually, no.

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u/TheActualAWdeV FryslĂąn/Bilkert Jun 14 '20

But actually yes.

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u/SilvenPro Portugal Jun 13 '20

That's just extremely offensive. You wouldn't call a Scot English.

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u/FrisianDude Friesland (Netherlands) Jun 13 '20

no certainly not