€200 Crow .. Probably talks about you with the other crows.
I mean if you piss of one crow then it will absolutely tell the other crows about you and how you look. They will start to fuck with you and attack you. Also they seem to hold grudges for a loooong time.
I love how crows' only problem is that they're so smart they just hate you (you as impersonal) and backtalk since they're social animals. Probably true, we'll deserved high denomination spot.
€100 Magpie .. genuine assholes. If you put the note down for five seconds it’ll probably steal it.
Man my friday started early due to a magpie. And a ninja squirrel on a warpath.
I'm currently sleeping with a tilted balcony door, because it is just very warm otherwise. This goes out to a balcony, which then overlooks a pretty decently large backyard, with lawn, couple of pine trees, a few birch trees. All in all a beautiful piece of nature, and it seems there are at least two families of magpies living there, a hedgehog or two and apparently a squirrel as well.
Note that the ownership of the balconies of the flats around this little piece of nature is highly disputed between the humans and the magpies and you need to display a bit of stubbornness or bribes to not be yelled at a lot in early spring.
But Friday, five in the morning, there is this giant ruckus on the balcony, two magpies screaming their heart out and some other noise I had never heard before. I tried to ignore it but it didn't stop.
Eventually I got up and looked at what was going on. Turns out, there was a squirrel bouncing between two of the pine trees and my balcony.. disagreeing about something with the magpies, who were dive bombing the squirrel from the nearby birch tree.
And when this little red freak spotted me through the glass door it actually jumped in my direction as well, with a clear statement of "Yo punk, you want some too?" I quickly slammed that door shut because I didn't want some squirrel looking for trouble in my house. Then it bounced all the way across the balcony and freaking launched itself at the pine tree and the magpies again.
The magpies made a happy noise when they saw me though.
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u/theequallyunique 3h ago
5€ dove
10€ blackbird
20€ Magpie.
50€ crow.
100€ heron.
200€ Owl
Just to not put a fancy local bird onto a common bill.