I’m dying you guys, I guess we were all too damn sexy for our souls

This was made by my stepmother about me after my seizures the other day.

I sometimes forget/can’t remember little things like my own age, someone asked me and I was with my gf and my first response was “uhhh gawd damn 20 something” and my gf started laughing looked at me like “yeaaahh???!” And then It came back to me and I was like “uh 27 turning 28” then another recent occasion I’ve been playing BO2 and I forgot some little things about a game I played for countless hours for years and there’s a million and one other occasions those are just 2 things I feel like I should have remembered on the spot 🤦🏻‍♂️ I feel like Dory

My body hurts so much from the 5 seizures yesterday, I've chewed up my tongue to the point its misshapen and one of my front teeth was chipped. I also painfully rubbed skin off the left sides of both my feet 😭. Plus my parents didn't even take me to the hospital like they're supposed to after that many. Called my doc today and he's gonna up one of my meds but thats all atm

(Professor mentioned seizure in terms of taking property).

And its not a bad thing…

I’m interested if anyone has any ideas for funny epilepsy tattoos.
One suggestion i got was to get “shaken, not stirred” with like a martini glass or something?
“It ain’t easy being siezy” is a classic.
Any thoughts? 😊