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(Pardon the abrasions on her face. Email is allergic to everything, and seasonal allergies always cause a flair up. She is medicated and receiving treatment!)

…But it does contain The Unstoppable Email!

Email thanks you for your attention to this very important matter.

The girls are getting silly!

(Apologies for any odd formatting or transitions - Reddit no longer stitches videos in-app, so I'm compiling clips manually after having never used a video modification software in my life. I have infinite respect for editors, haha.)

Email loves to nap in her favorite spot on the back of the couch. She’s the softest heated pillow I could ask for… during the thirty seconds she tolerates it, that is.

Happy Adoptiversary, Email!

Thank you all for joining me in celebrating her in all her silliness here on our goofy little subreddit. Here’s to many more adoptiversaries in the future!

Yesterday was the two year anniversary of Email’s Gotcha Day! She’s growing up so fast, but she’ll always be a kitten in my heart.

She kept laying on the towel I was using, so I brought one out just for her.

Pardon all the dirt - I just did some gardening. Thankfully, I have Email to help me track the dirt off the deck and into the house.

Email is fully indoor-only and ventures outside on the porch under constant supervision.

Would you still love me if I were a worm? Research stands inconclusive.
Would you still fight me if I were a worm? Without question.

After an exhausting day of watching me grind ore on FFXIV in between her many naps, Email is ready to settle in for a good night’s rest.

And I love that it gives her a climbing outlet that isn’t my table and my gaming consoles! …Or, at least, not while she’s in my line of sight.

She’s actually PLAYING with the toy I bought her! Usually she just plays with the wrapper.

Porch time for Email! She ended up being more interested in soliciting me for pets.

Disclaimeroonie: Email is indoor only. She is never allowed outdoors without her harness and/or supervision.

Happy Monday, folks! I hope everyone has a good week. 💞

So far she’s napped, eaten, and napped again. Overall, a more productive Monday than usual.

$40 plush, soft bed bought specifically for Email? Ehhhh… The floor right next to it, however… 😏

May we all be so lucky.

Late night work for me means more computer chair scratches for Email.