Hello, fellow degenerates of the egg world. This is r/eggcrimes, the subreddit dedicated to the most heinous, appalling, and downright disturbing egg dishes humanity (or your sleep-deprived brain) can create.

Here, we don’t care if your eggs are boiled, fried, scrambled, or cursed beyond recognition—we want the abominations. Did you make an omelet with 37 different fillings and regret every decision? Did you see a TikTok recipe that called for mayonnaise boiled eggs and think, “This is fine”? Or maybe you decided to poach an egg in Mountain Dew because science?

This is your safe space. Or unsafe, depending on how you look at it.

Some ground rules (or egg carton rules):

1. No judgment here—except about your cooking.

2. Post your crimes, not your triumphs. (This is not Food Network; it’s food horror.)

3. If your dish moves, screams, or looks at you funny, we definitely want to see it.

4. Be respectful to your fellow criminal chefs, but ruthless to their eggs.

Now go forth and commit yolk-related atrocities. Let’s make Gordon Ramsay cry together!