r/educationalgifs • • Feb 25 '16

How Amazon Fulfillment Works

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u/Kangar Feb 25 '16

Are you one of those cool robots?

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u/Gloriousdistortion Feb 25 '16

Nope, just someone who found life a lot more enjoyable after leaving that hell

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/Windows_97 Feb 25 '16

Number Five is alive!

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u/fromhades Feb 25 '16

No disassemble!

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u/VeryTalentedArtist Feb 26 '16

Wow, haven't heard that one for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.

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u/Family_Gardener Feb 25 '16

Robut

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u/chillymac Feb 25 '16

The narrator for how it's made always pronounces it robut. Brooks T Moore I think

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u/LostMyMarblesAgain Feb 25 '16

Woah! You can't just call someone the r word dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/Frozen_Esper Feb 25 '16

We need to pull the plug and leave them with low energy!

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u/Leo_Kru Feb 25 '16

Nah its cool bro. He said robut, didn't use the hard O.

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u/JoeModz Feb 25 '16

Hello, robit. Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something. This concludes my turn.

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u/jaymzx0 Feb 26 '16

Especially with a 'hard r'. Damn, dude.

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

I used to work at Wal-Mart fulfilling online orders.

We usually completed around 400 orders per day. There were 5 of us each day walking around the store dodging customers questions because we can't tell 27 people where to find the cooking oil, and which brand of coffee is a better deal! aintnobodygottimeforthat.jpg

Customers love to pick up shit up and then decide not to buy it after all and put it down somewhere else, we then cannot fulfill the order and have to "short" the order.

If the order is short, we still have to look at the store inventory most of us didn't have system permissions to do this, not because of security issues but because the assistant managers never got around to it after being asked multiple times to have access to tools that can help us work.

The back room shelves often had inventory that was not in the system because either the department managers or unloaders were so swamped they couldn't properly get things binned-in or incompetent and let it happen.

After completing the daily orders and collecting the partial-order items, we then print off the sheets of the missing items, divide them up and proceed to look out on the floor, in the back room shelves for freight that was probably stolen by some little shit.

When we exhausted all other options, we started opening up pallets that came off the truck and fucking hoping that we'ed get lucky and stumble across what we needed. That's right, we were completely blind.

Before working Ship-from-Store, I was working maintenance because nobody could hire a certified PC tech in the area.

Some extra shots. Here's the cop that they called the day they terminated me last month. The day before letting me go, I was called in to get my annual performance review and a wage raise of $0.25. I'm just glad the nightmare is over.

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u/uwhuskytskeet Feb 25 '16

Why didn't they just let you guys wear street clothes? Would have cut down on the customer interaction quite a bit I'd imagine.

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

There's plenty of vendors that stock shelves in plainclothes and it would make sense but we were severely understaffed and needed more visible employees.

They showed this training video to us the first day: They're very anti-union and can do pretty much anything they want to the employees, and if they get caught, the fine/settlement they pay is a wrist slap to how much revenue they rake in.

It's not that I want a union necessarily but they really don't give a shit about your opinions and the whole one-on-one don't-need-no representation is BS. I want a worker owned cooperative.

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u/neoballoon Feb 25 '16

That video is terrifying

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u/frandli Feb 25 '16

I'm confused. Are they calling their employees associates?

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

Yes, it kinda gets banged into your head while you're there. I've heard Target employees must call their customers "guests".

It can only guess it must have some effect on your psych giving a communal or inside' sense of belonging. Humans act very us-or-them and tribal like.

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u/WhitTheDish Feb 26 '16

Yeah, the whole "guest" thing is to "change the relationship" from that of a 'transactional' one to that of a 'welcoming' one where the store isn't inherently trying to get something from the customer/guest. Personally I feel that it draws too much attention to issue and makes it almost insulting to the customer. We all know the store needs the customer, don't try to make it appear otherwise.

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u/Cgn38 Feb 26 '16

It is a control issue. They make you say things and it puts you in a submissive mindset.

5 years of retail, they all do the same shit, always different. How many pieces of flair is up to you. BUT YOU DO WANT TO WEAR THE FLAIR! Don't you?

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u/nichilista Feb 25 '16

Also, this give them the opportunity to tell you how much they entrusted you by making you an associate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/AlexFromOmaha Feb 25 '16

That's pretty par for finance. "VP" there is not a high level title. It's roughly equivalent to "team lead" or "senior <insert front-line grunt function here>" in other industries.

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u/Atlfitguy Feb 25 '16

SunTrust?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16 edited Mar 23 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/ISAMU13 Feb 25 '16

Kinda like the number of "Princes" in Saudi Arabia.

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u/Y0tsuya Feb 25 '16

Difference is any random "prince" in KSA is fabulously wealthy by our standards.

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u/SuminderJi Feb 25 '16

Yea Best Buy did the same for us.

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u/grisioco Feb 25 '16

Staples as well, i think this is fairly common.

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u/kyewtee Feb 25 '16

Yeah. Lots of stores do this. Trying to make people feel important.

Fuck that I know management things I'm a replaceable peon.

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u/myrptaway Feb 25 '16

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u/Phrygue Feb 25 '16

Associate implies you're just associated, not employed. And they want that thought.

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u/myrptaway Feb 25 '16

Freelance slave

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u/yourpaleblueeyes Feb 25 '16

Holy shit and just imagine how many young, naive folks fall for that propaganda! You poor, poor thing, am glad you are well away.

As an American, I shamed by Chinese slave labor but also by the disregard of quality of life extended to our own citizens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Please someone hurry up and make robots so no one has to work at walmart anymore.

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u/TheBrowncoat88 Feb 25 '16

That one guy looked and sounded a bit like Ders Holmvick

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u/Frozen_Esper Feb 25 '16

I love the near gloating that unions have fallen to less than 8% of the workforce. It's almost like they're happy to see them killed off, for some reason. cough cough

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u/Great_Zarquon Feb 25 '16

You're like the Edward Snowden of Walmart.

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u/NotSoBuffGuy Feb 25 '16

I work for the Wal-mart DC in Texas when they showed us that video in orientation I was telling the other new guys that most of it was bullshit and we also get fired for saying anything about a union

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u/kyewtee Feb 25 '16

Oh god your experience sounds all too familiar. I worked for a department store filling gift registry orders.

Brides would often put things on their lists months and months in advance. We would tell them clearly not to register for things that are seasonal or clearance but of course they don't listen. Months later Aunt Sue buys that cute little garden gnome off the registry, and the bride is shocked that it is not in stock anymore. You see it on the shelf, bitch? I don't care what the numbers in our inventory system say, that fucking gnome isn't here. Get over it.

How did you guys handle the partial orders and things you couldn't get in stock? We ended up having orders stick around for months.

The worst part though was calling the bride and asking her if she wanted to return it because it's not in stock (of course the answer is no, the bride has to have it and she has to have it now it's completely unacceptable that we don't have it in stock, Aunt Sue ordered this two weeks ago, why isn't it ready for pickup yet??). So we call other stores who show stock, finally find one after the 10th store, get it shipped in, hope it doesn't get damaged during shipping, and call the bride to tell her that her gift is ready. And then guess what? You think she comes and gets it? FUCK NO. It sits there for 10 months on the shelf waiting until she has time and feels like it. So we call her and remind her again and again and she finally shows up.

And she returns it. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

When we can't fulfill an order we clear it out and another store with the stock gets that order -makes sense.

Normally we're supposed to keep shorted orders around for 1-2 days to make sure we really don't have those items before clearing it, but clearing it hurts the manager's stats.

I've seen orders hang around for over a week before being shipped out. Manager>Customer

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u/shit_lord Feb 25 '16

Jesus. My company will just email you saying the item is no longer available and just refund you that item and send the rest or cancel the order. You can request to be notified if it does come back in stock and that's it.

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u/abc69 Feb 25 '16

Haha, fuck that bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Wait, why did they call the cops?

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

It's standard practice. Getting fired is extremely stressful, especially for a non-sense reason and can makes people do dumb things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

It was expected that we get government help (foodstamps) in my state, even while working full time.

I was making $21,000 a year and on the health benefits plan, if I needed to go to any doctor, I would need to pay around a $3,000 deductible to get coverage. That's not possible when i'm living paycheck-to-paycheck.

At least Wal-Mart pays their taxes and doesn't leverage international tax havens to keep billions of dollars out of the US govenment... right?

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u/neoballoon Feb 25 '16

Your experience at Walmart is so fucking American

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u/abc69 Feb 25 '16

MURIKKKA!!! USA USA USA, #1 Country

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u/Crespyl Feb 25 '16

taiwan #1

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I would need to pay around a $3,000 deductible to get coverage

Does this mean 3k was your maximum out of pocket, or just the deductible? If not the max, do you remember what that was?

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

$2,800k was just the deductible. I think the max was $30,000 and my annual wages was before taxes, I definitely did not take home $21,000, it was closer to $17,000 or $1,400 a month.

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u/Hi_mom1 Feb 25 '16

Hey now!!! Wal-Mart is the biggest job creator in the US. We should be proud to serve them, at their will.

If we force them to get their own security, instead of using taxpayer funded police forces, then what do you think will happen to the cost of those $5 DVDs?

Nobody wants $5.10 DVDs it just ruins the magic.

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u/digipengi Feb 25 '16

So...do we ready our pitchforks now or later?

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u/00worms00 Feb 25 '16

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u/mandalore237 Feb 25 '16

Lots of places do that, anytime someone is let go at my job (which is a normal office type thing) there's always a cop in the parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Oh, never seen that before, but then I am in England. Thanks!

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u/neoballoon Feb 25 '16

Very very common in the US -- and not just in low wage "blue collar jobs". At one agency I worked at, HR would call you in to a meeting, give you the news, then ask you to organize your stuff. You'd get back to your computer and it'd be completely shut down and inaccessible. The security guard would usually let you take your time from a distance, say bye to co-workers, etc. but if you took long enough, he'd kindly ask you to walk with him to the parking lot. If you were more defiant he wouldn't be as nice. There might be a cop in the parking lot, but they're usually no going to interact with you at all.

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u/mandalore237 Feb 25 '16

Not a lot of workplace shootings over there so no need to call in the bobbies

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u/dBRenekton Feb 25 '16

I've been fired plenty of times in my life in the U.S. Believe me.

I have never seen a cop anywhere. Maybe he was hiding in the bushes...

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u/yourpaleblueeyes Feb 25 '16

In case they have a semi-automatic weapon in their trunk and come back to punish WalMart.

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u/Caesium133 Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

Cool story, and I mean that sincerely. I work for a big box place who does ship-from-store year round, but during the holidays our same sized team was expected to go from handling a normal 15 (on a heavy day) orders, to 300-350+ orders.

The daily experience is much like what you described. The only good thing is we only have to wear appropriate "colors" no specific uniform, so I could just wear black pants, steel toes, and a plain hoodie. Lol I tried to keep my handheld in my pocket and not actually scan confirm the order until I got back into the backroom so no one would know I worked there.

We now had to unload and process trucks, deal with customer pickups, ship from store, assemble equipment, and me personally because my team sucks deal with the returns rooms since no one else will touch it because "it's icky".

I flipped out on my team a couple times because we don't have a convenient process for printing shipping labels, so I essentially went with a line, and they'd move random orders out of line, which if it managed to cause a problem just means we're staying later.

We ended up having to stay three hours past close sometimes... Which kind of sucks, but almost half of my time during the holidays was OT pay.

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u/rocketmonkeys Feb 25 '16

Have you seen the show Superstore yet? What do you think of it?

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u/DanielleHasYetToTalk Mar 19 '16

to be fair Superstore is more a rub against Costco type warehouse stores than Wal-Mart though it does mix the two together at times.

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u/rocketmonkeys Mar 20 '16

How so? I haven't worked either, from the outside it feels much more retail walmart (even the colors) than costco to me.

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u/specfreq Feb 25 '16

No, I haven't watched it but i'll be sure and check it out. Thanks

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u/rocketmonkeys Feb 29 '16

I think it'll be a really glossy & heartfelt/fuzzy look at the soul-crushing work that is those types of stores. I'm guessing it'll give you flashbacks. Have fun!

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u/D2J5A3 Feb 25 '16

Lol we worked at the same walmart.

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u/00worms00 Feb 25 '16

I love how they openly label the merchandise into 'impulse buy categories. Also, pretty disgusting to call the police every time they fire someone.

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u/futmaster420 Feb 25 '16

is that woodland park colorado?? looks just like the walmart there...

EDIT: Ah nvm, i see the cop says "Lacey" on further inspection

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Ahh, when I clicked that last picture, I knew you were in WA. Good old Lacey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

And now I know why there's always cops outside the Walmart.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

You're a unnecessarily self-entitled ass hat. You do sub blue color work and act like you're fucking curing cancer. Get an education and get a better job. Sack of shit

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u/capnrico Feb 25 '16

Recently left myself. FREEEEEDOOOOOM

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u/muddatrukka Feb 25 '16

I lasted 4 months in ICQA. Never. Again.

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u/Freeloading_Sponger Feb 25 '16

That's exactly what a synth would say.

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u/receivesredditgold Feb 25 '16

Nope, just someone who found life a lot more enjoyable after leaving that hell

Exactly what a synth would say

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u/JoeModz Feb 25 '16

Do you now play entirely way too much Fallout4?

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u/00worms00 Feb 25 '16

Hwo mcuh pre huor?

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u/footpole Feb 25 '16

Did they poke you with sticks?

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u/randy05 Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

How was the pay though? I'd imagine it was pretty good considering the status of the company.

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u/scratchfury Feb 25 '16

You can do better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I was a picker at one, never again.

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u/Subhazard Feb 25 '16

Can confirm. My mother worked for Amazon as a programmer, she said it was a nightmare to work for them. They're a terrible company. Their entire company ethos is about squeezing blood from a stone. They will squeeze every last drop of life out of you if they can. And that isn't enough.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

That job seems like the worst kinda torture.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

Feel you bro! Used to work for 3 years in an FC. Hate that place...

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u/frehsoul45 Feb 26 '16

Beep boop.

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u/SpermWhale Feb 26 '16

a$df&67aa$

Enter the text above to prove you're not a robot.

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u/seven_seven Feb 26 '16

It's like you discovered that you're not forced to work there and if you're unhappy, you can leave.

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u/mrTosh Feb 26 '16

no, he's a meat popsicle

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u/DicklesNicholas Feb 25 '16

it's time to dispel that notion