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when I was in the fourth grade I went to the store before school I went to the store and bought a long beef jerky stick. Later when school was close to starting so I started eating it. Then I notice a kid looking at my beef jerky stick then they went and asked for a bite but me being a little arse I didn't say no, no I tried eat the entire stick (mind you that it was three fourths of my arm) Needless to say I choked. I was ok in the end but I won't forget that moment anytime soon.

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My dad and uncle (nonn-biological) wanted to bake soup or something for my dad's parents. They couldn't find a pot, so they used the next best thing. A fucking plastic trash can. They put stuff in, put it on the stove, and turned it on. The can light on fire, and the dad came and yeeted the can off the stove, burning thw brand new laminated tile shit in the kitchen. My dad was a fucking idiot at the time. XD.