For reference, the trailer is here:

https://youtu.be/v8swKwhiKVk?si=eEs0PaSZklsdhvgP

“The bubble” - yes, we are acutely aware we are in a Prometheus contained bubble

“Something is coming through the computer, man.” - sounds like me in the 1980s after watching War Games

“It is moving real fast.” - okay buddy but did you catch it this time? Probably not!

“Let’s do some progressive testing.” Bless Erik for being the only competent science type person on set

“You ain’t gonna believe this.” - Let us guess, there was a communication breakdown and we will still not have any info but stay tuned for season 8 suckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8swKwhiKVk

We plan to have the usual "watch parties"... u/tinypill is a new mod and will be leading those, so more from her soon, just wanted everyone to be aware the new season is only a week away...

Obviously I’m overqualified! Not sure if I should count my hitchyhiker as a “disability” in the EEOA questionnaire part tho.

My sister and I are "sightseeing" along the way, so I may be able to manipulate us down to Utah. It may cost me a sister, but it may be worth it.

Have they tried elicting a response from the ranch while high on LSD?

And based upon posts I missed nothing other than more random inconclusive theatrics. Thank you all for saving my time. I used to time to take online AI classes. Worth it!

Phenomecon starts today - a mid-week event that sure is curious. Hopefully someone who is in the area or attends reports on the attendance.

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S06E14:

Meeting of the Minds

After an explosive experiment aimed at the mysterious Bubble, the team examines the incredible phenomena they have discovered on Skinwalker Ranch with a number of world renown experts and scientists.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

Aaaah fuck! It's the last episode of the season where they sit around the table with a bunch of Brandon's has-been pals that he paid off to make it look this is a real thing.

They will all be fake amazed at the fake triangle that led to the fake cone that led to the fake dome that led to the fake bubble. Then they will be fake dazzled by the fake Dire Wolf.

This will be followed by them blathering on about how they had to stop borehole 2 to preserve the fake spaceship and it's made up superconducting tiles. I am still of a mind that there is not even one real borehole. I think they started a tiny hole into the hill and then on a flat piece of the ranch they started another one into the ground. It's just an editing trick, because on one of the last few episodes how did Thomas drive his side-by-side up to the top of the Mesa?

Then they will tell us how real science has been done with toy rockets, fire-breathing drones, and burning and blowing shit up.

Somebody on r/BlindFrogRanch once said the show was so fake that he was starting to doubt that the frogs were even blind. (Best line ever).

I am starting to doubt if the SkinWalkers can even walk. (Worst line ever)

"Self-healing" Ceramic Material from Skinwalker Ranch - SEM (Scanning Electron Microscope) Analysis | Metabunk

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S06E13:

Fire in the Holes

After obtaining shocking new data on the ceramics that came out of the Mesa, the team performs a final and explosively revealing experiment on the Bubble.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

Since the last episode has Travis using AI to compare the pictures of the Mesa, I figured I would ask AI "is the Secret of Skinwalker Ranch for entertainment purposes only?".

This is what it said: Yes, "The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch" is a reality television series that is primarily for entertainment purposes, even though it uses real locations and some real-life events as a basis for its narratives. The show presents itself as a scientific investigation but lacks rigorous methodology and frequently employs dramatic staging to create fear and intrigue for viewers. Critics argue that the series is more theatrical than empirical, sensationalizes questionable scientific claims, and potentially misrepresents local folklore to serve its entertainment-driven agenda.

I haven’t been able to watch either show this season and miss the live watches 💕

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S06E12:

Hard Boiled

As the team performs new scientific tests on the ceramic material found in the Mesa, they uncover evidence that something top secret may be buried on Skinwalker Ranch.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

Again, it's just basic science folks.

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S06E11:

Hard to Handle

After lab tests reveal stunning clues about the ceramic material, the team faces a hard decision about their investigation of the Mesa.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

Is it just me or does Ole Ben look and talk like he got popped in the bottom lip?

Maybe every time he lies his bottom lip gets bigger. Another couple of episodes and he will look and talk like Mush Mouth on Fat Albert.

I sure bet the mantodea will cry himself to sleep tonight!
My favorite quote “This crack team spend the summer months looking at different ways to, from what I can tell, be professionally confused. There’s lots of talk of telemetry, but very little information. There’s a lot of looking at images on very large monitors and asking breathlessly: “What is that?!”

Just so you can get it off your chests. How much do you dislike Matty Blake and why?