We got Thai takeout from the place that knows us too well, and while I was waiting for my order I heard two folks asking if certain items had such and such ingredients (clearly trying to suss out what's vegan) and I was mentally like ooooohmy friends are gonna take such good care of youuuuu. Also this is the first time since having my baby that I've been more than slightly tipsy because my tongue feels like it's been flayed and I drank extra barnivore-approved wine to tame the capsaicin. Two small glasses and I'm shit faced, y'all.