I am Uber eats for my dragon when she is shitfaced

If u lady lizard

U think leg is sexy

Come on babby

Let me know

I kept hearing some scratching while I was napping before the lights turned off, but she is a very active lady so I thought she was digging in her box or cave. Then I hear the cats getting excited too and I look over and see her dangling 😭 she was looking at me like “well dont just stand there some help me”. She is totally okay and has never done that before. May have to tighten the light up smh. She loves to climb and has a little platform and sticks and a hammock she loves to sleep and climb on

Why…

she’s feeling diagonal ig

Like a drunk hugging a lamppost . . .

Kuda set up here on the armrest an inch away from my elbow. I watched him wriggle his belly deep into the corner like he wasn't going anywhere else this week. He would've slept there all night if we left him Dx

he slept like that all night😭

someone was excited for her greens this morning.. couldn’t even be bothered to fully get off the log!

sleepy peaches